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3 rumours of why Maicon was dropped by Brasil

Posted on 9/9/14 at 12:05 pm
Posted by TN Bhoy
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 12:05 pm
Interesting

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Roma defender Maicon was yesterday kicked out the Brazil squad, with Brazil refusing to explain why.

Rumours have spread regarding why the 33 year old full back was dismissed.

They largely centre around Maicon and Corinthians star Elias, with three main rumours doing the rounds on Twitter.

1. The first rumour was that Maicon was caught having sexual intercourse with teammate Elias.

2. The second rumour claimed he jerked off into David Luiz’s bottle of shampoo.

3. The third rumour, which originated on satirical Brazilian website Ole do Brasil, claims Maicon spread pepper and milk on Elias’s arse and then told him in the morning that he had been raped by four men.
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 12:25 pm to
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3. The third rumour, which originated on satirical Brazilian website Ole do Brasil, claims Maicon spread pepper and milk on Elias’s arse and then told him in the morning that he had been raped by four men.




Posted by SetTheMood
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 12:44 pm to
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Posted by wm72
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 1:12 pm to

I hope they're all true however I've seen posted that they all originated from some Brazilian comic.

I tend to think it's probably more likely that Maicon likes to party and was taking advantage of some illicit Miami nightlife opportunities to which the notoriously chaste Dunga took exception.

However, his ex-agent did say in an interview that he didn't want to get into Maicon's "hobbies", for lack of better translation.

This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 1:47 pm to
The rumors just get better. The Vince McMahon gif would be great mixed with these rumors.
Posted by Jwho77
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 1:47 pm to
So the truth must be...

Maicon was caught having sexual intercourse with sleeping teammate Elias after which he spread pepper and milk on Elias's arse and then told him in the morning that he had been raped by four men. The federation proved it was Maicon by testing samples taken from Elias and David Luiz's bottle of shampoo, which Maicon jerked off into.
Posted by Broski
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 2:02 pm to
Do I want to know what the pepper is supposed to represent?
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 3:23 pm to
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