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Chris Kluwe writes a letter to FCC regarding net neutrality
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:08 pm
1.Dear FCC employees in charge of Net Neutrality,
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3. In twenty years, after Net Neutrality has been corpsefricked by Murdock and co. because you shite-gargling smegmastains don’t care about anything except money, and we’re all playing Assassin’s Call of Battleduty Eighteen: The Americaning of America (sponsored by Brawndo (It’s Got What Plants Crave!)) while watching an endless loop of “Duck Dynasty With the Kardashians” on the one available television channel our megaconglomerate entertainment overlord allows us to have, I hope that every single racist, inbred, oxygen wasting piece of trailertrash frickery who thinks yelling “f****t n****r” at the top of their lungs through a 1 mbit up connection is the equivalent to penning Gibbon’s The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire because they have no idea the universe is bigger than the cat feces encrusted hovel they call a mansion (thanks to your idiotic throttling of the flow of data so a few ultra rich people can get even richer), gets a chance to stick their withered and scabrous genitalia directly into your face and spray hot urine square into your eyeballs while fingerblasting your mother with a rusted railroad spike.
4.
5.Sincerely,
6. Go frick Yourselves You Traitors to the Arts, Free Speech, and Basic Human Dignity
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8.p.s. Read a history book you goddamned jizzgophers. Limiting access to information NEVER ends well. Never ever EVER ever.
9.
10.p.p.s If you actually uphold Net Neutrality, please disregard all previous sections of this letter and get yourself a cookie. You’ve earned it!
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I have a feeling Kluwe always thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and wants everyone to know it
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:09 pm to hsfolk
Your feeling is right. He's such a tool.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:09 pm to hsfolk
Kluwe was a decent punter, but god he has become annoying.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:11 pm to Jcorye1
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Kluwe was a decent punter
no he wasn't, it's surprising he kept a job as long as he did
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:12 pm to Jcorye1
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Kluwe was a decent punter, but god he has become annoying
He's a SJW with a little celebrity.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:13 pm to Srbtiger06
I think he's a SJW because he thinks it makes people like him.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:15 pm to Jcorye1
People do. shite look at deadspin. They'll suck him off every chance they get.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:18 pm to hsfolk
Whatever you think of him, he's right about net neutrality.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:20 pm to hsfolk
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I have a feeling Kluwe always thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and wants everyone to know it
Agree completely.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:23 pm to hsfolk
this guys act is beyond beaten to death
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:26 pm to S
he just adds to the whole narrative about punters/kickers should be seen and not heard
Posted on 8/31/14 at 3:34 pm to hsfolk
Hes the guy that feels he's the most forward thinking enlightened progressive and if you disagree with him.. You are a racist bigot of sorts and he will assuredly ridicule you in your face with the utmost aggression
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:04 pm to hsfolk
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FCC employees in charge of Net Neutrality,
Posted on 8/31/14 at 5:30 pm to hsfolk
Chris kluwe is still but hurt about the Saints kicking the vikings arse. And he's a fig.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 7:18 pm to hsfolk
Why the frick does this failed NFL punter think he's an expert in everything again? he should post on the OT for that matter
Posted on 8/31/14 at 7:42 pm to REG861
I often agree with him, but he has to be such a douche about it.
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