Rank the Mighty Ducks roster

I've been sick as shite in bed the past day so I decided to watch the trilogy again. Here are my rankings (not including the goalies and the kids from D1 that never showed up again)

1. Banksy
– Not even close.

2. Germaine
– He's the only other player on that team that may have a future in hockey.

3. Jesse
– He was the soul of that team and the guy Bombay trusted as the frontman in the flying V. It's a shame that he didn't go to Eden Hall. I guess he didn't want to be a cake eater.

4. Cowboy Dwayne
– Dude was slow in the head but he had the best puck skills on the team and it wasn't even close. You know Connie wanted some of dat after he saved her from the Iceland player.

5. Connie
– Go back and watch the movies, Connie is quietly a legit hockey player. She also had Guy wrapped around her finger.

6. Portman
– He could've been so much better than he was if he didn't always look for the big hit. However, every team needs an enforcer and he fit that mold to a T.

7. Charlie
– Charlie was a bitch in all 3 movies. In D1, he was a fricking spaz. In D2, he gave up his fricking spot in the team when there were much more shitty players that should've done it for Banksy. In D3, he basically dropped out of school because Coach O'rien made the team take off a uniform that they wore for all of one period prior to that. That said, he was awarded the "C" and had the triple deke.

8. Fulton
– Best shot on the team, but he couldn't skate and that's a pretty big deficiency.

9. Wu
– Dude made other teams look like fools with his skating ability. But he was small as shite and didn't pull out the "stick, gloves, shirt" move when Eden Hall varsity kept taking his lunch. To his credit, that dude maximized his talents as far as hockey goes, but he should probably go back to his figure skating.

10. Russ
– He had the knuckle puck but couldn't even make second line for the Eden Hall JV squad. No Russ, it wasn't "a major diss", you just sucked.

11. Luis aka Benny the Jet
– He was pretty worthless. Yeah he clocked under 4 seconds from blue line to blue line but that doesn't matter when you can't fricking stop. Props to him though for pulling the senior cheerleader.

12. Averman
– Bombay should've been fired on the spot when he started Averman in the center in the first Iceland game. frick you Averman, you didn't belong on Team USA and sure as frick didn't deserve the money that comes with a hockey scholarship at a private school.