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Scheduled my first appointment at a massage parlor Update Pg 4
Posted on 8/8/14 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 5:59 pm
I just made an appointment for a therapeutic massage parlor here in town.
I made the appointment for a deep tissue massage to hopefully help with some soreness.
1. Do's and dont's in one of these places?
2. Drawers or no drawers?
3. If I decide I want this chick, that I haven't seen yet (so she may be fat and nasty), to "finish the job", what's the code word?
4. What's the going rate for an hour long massage? I believe this one is $70.
I made the appointment for a deep tissue massage to hopefully help with some soreness.
1. Do's and dont's in one of these places?
2. Drawers or no drawers?
3. If I decide I want this chick, that I haven't seen yet (so she may be fat and nasty), to "finish the job", what's the code word?
4. What's the going rate for an hour long massage? I believe this one is $70.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 5:09 pm
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Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:01 pm to Real Pirate
quote:"Can I pork your chilli knot"
what's the code word?
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:01 pm to Real Pirate
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:01 pm to Real Pirate
Doesn't matter. It's a tranny
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:02 pm to Real Pirate
Just say you want a handjob
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:03 pm to Real Pirate
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:04 pm to Real Pirate
Remember, legally he must ask permission before touching your buttocks
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:04 pm to Real Pirate
16 1/2 pages
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:07 pm to Real Pirate
Dude you'll be getting Sven with the strong hands. Try to hide your uncomfortable boner.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:10 pm to Real Pirate
quote:
what's the code word?
"That's it?"
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:13 pm to Real Pirate
What's the name of the place? If you never had deep tissue before don't be surprised if you may feel a little soreness the next day. I only get deep tissue massages
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:14 pm to Real Pirate
Take cash with you. Extra 10 bucks outta do it. Start making sexual moans, then pull out the cash and put it on the table. If he/she accepts it, a happy ending is coming your way.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:22 pm to Real Pirate
but Raymond is a man....
Posted on 8/8/14 at 7:37 pm to Real Pirate
quote:
therapeutic massage parlor
Doesn't matter what you wear. If you're not smart about it you are probably going to jail for solicitation of prostitution. There is a difference between a therapeutic and sensual massage. Also between a massage parlor and spa. Take a bail bondsmen's phone number with you.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:10 pm to Real Pirate
Last time we stayed a Roosevelt wife and I did the whole massage spa package.
Some big black dude named Troy was rubbing me down.
As I was lying there in relaxation with Troy doing work on my traps and shoulder blades, I couldn't help to think if those TLEE hating fricks on TD could see me now.
All seriousness ..... A spa massage deal at any nice resort hotel is worth every penny.
Some big black dude named Troy was rubbing me down.
As I was lying there in relaxation with Troy doing work on my traps and shoulder blades, I couldn't help to think if those TLEE hating fricks on TD could see me now.
All seriousness ..... A spa massage deal at any nice resort hotel is worth every penny.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 9:04 pm to Real Pirate
quote:
what's the code word?
lower
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 9:37 pm to Real Pirate
Watch out for Wanda.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 8:31 am to Real Pirate
Here's a real tip.
She might say "get undressed to your comfort level"
Get frickin nekkit.
Made that mistake my first massage.
Also, deep tissue sucks. She'll be hurting you and talking about your next appointment to work out the knots the entire massage.
She might say "get undressed to your comfort level"
Get frickin nekkit.
Made that mistake my first massage.
Also, deep tissue sucks. She'll be hurting you and talking about your next appointment to work out the knots the entire massage.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 8:33 am
Posted on 8/9/14 at 9:36 am to Real Pirate
I can't wait to see you on the news tonight.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 11:12 am to Real Pirate
there's an asian massage joint in lafayette where they'll jerk you off
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