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re: Bachelor and bachelorette party going to the same strip club together this Sat

Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45849 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:12 pm to
You need a phone for posting and a phone for filming. Remember, turn it sideways...
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:13 pm to
Depends. How big of a stick is up your wife's arse?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43369 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:19 pm to
Bad idea imo
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78255 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:22 pm to
Good god this is a horrible idea. Whoever thought of it should be punched in the taint.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16498 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:23 pm to
I don't think a lot of people on the OT know what a bachelor party is.

If the SO is out with them it's not a bachelor party. It's just a night out.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9819 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:29 pm to
No matter how bad you want to window shop--don't. Even if she is. I promise it will come back to haunt you. Get your fill of porn before you go, and just look at your wife the entire time and tell her how much better looking she is than the strippers. This will save you 4 hours of arguing and 2 weeks of no sex.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15524 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

It was an epic clusterfrick. The soon to be wife got 10 kinds of jealous, slapped a stripper that was on the her future hubby. The fiance got her arse kicked by 4 other strippers. People was screaming and hollering. I was hammered drunk and couldn't stop laughing. The whole wedding got called off for a few hours after this before it got called back on.



Sounds like I've seen this exact scene in a movie...
Posted by ChadJones4Heisman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
2408 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:43 pm to
Bookmarked for later enjoyment. There's no way this can end well.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110113 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:46 pm to
It's going to suck, and why the frick are y'all doing this? Does his wife have him by the balls or something and want to make sure he doesn't frick a stripper? Yeah, there are a few male strip clubs, but I don't see why a bridal party would want to go to a titty bar.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6893 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

You've got to update us on this train wreck
Posted by The Sundance Kid
Park City, Utah
Member since Jan 2010
685 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:54 pm to
Please attach a Go-Pro somewhere on your body...that would make for a killa video.

Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11518 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:54 pm to
There's some horrible advice up in here.

Get shithoused and frick your wife on stage or behind the VIP curtains. Memories, man. Make them.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:55 pm to
What's the odds this wedding doesn't happen?
Posted by WestlakeTiger
San Antonio, Tejas
Member since Feb 2012
9447 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

watch a stripper go down on your wife while you crank one out in the corner
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Sounds like I've seen this exact scene in a movie...



What movie? I'd like to watch it
Posted by jellyfish
Oxford, MS
Member since Oct 2009
1857 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:05 pm to
This is all the wife's idea to keep tabs on the husband. This will be good and kinda want a update myself.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 8:06 pm
Posted by RollDatRoll
Who Dat. Roll Tide.
Member since Dec 2010
12245 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:07 pm to
Worst. Idea. Ever.
Posted by brodys_lettuce
Houston
Member since Jun 2014
791 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:32 pm to
Should be interesting when a stripper picks a dollar bill up with her snatch off the bachelors face.

Will also be interesting when the strippers pull the bride up on stage.

I've been to some trashy strip clubs, but they are always the most fun.
Posted by DrinkDrankDrunk
Member since Feb 2014
836 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:33 pm to
Are they doing it together because she's jealous or because they go to strip clubs together all the time?
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