re: What is your most memorable co-worker quitting story?

One of my fellow associates finally had enough of the a-hole Junior Partner in the firm. The JP was a total dick and we hated working with him. The associate had pulled an all nighter working on some research the JP said he had to have for a client meeting. The JP tells him that the "client meeting" was put off but he wanted him to finish anyway so he didn't tell him. Dude losses his mind and they start yelling at each other. Within one minute there are several secretaries, lawyers, etc that can hear everything.

My boy yells "I'm tired of your bullshite and everything about you. In fact, I'm tired of fricking your daughter! I quit!" He storms down the hall to his office, grabs his personal stuff and goes off the radar with the firm. About year later I run into him in DC. After a couple drinks I finally get him open open about that day and ask him about the daughter sex. He says, "I wasn't doing her, but he didn't know it at the time. It let me get the last word."