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Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21048 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:28 am to
Survival Rules:

1. Have at least one black friend for cannon fodder, the more the merrier. Same goes with any couples you know who engage in premarital sex.
2. Hear a strange noise? See something creepy? Run in opposite direction instead of investigating.
3. Don't walk around filming shite, you'll just end up filming your own death.
4. Don't be an a-hole.
5. Now is not the time to fall in love and pursue a romance.
6. If you think something is dead don't go check, continue shooting/stabbing/lighting on fire until the only thing remaining is just a messy pool on the floor.
7. Headshot everything, multiple times. I don't care if Michael Myers or Jason is invincible, let's see them track you down when they have bullet holes where their eyes used to be.
8. Never run upstairs!
9. If you think you're successfully hidden from something, chances are you're not.
10. If something has been chasing you and them seemingly disappears, rest assured it's actually in the location you were trying to get to (indoors, car, etc.) It WILL be there waiting for you. Just avoid that and go somewhere else.
11. The first person to suggest splitting up: knock them unconscious and leave them as a treat for the killer to waste time on while the rest of the group goes ANYWHERE else as long as it's together.

I'm sure there are more, but they would vary based on what the killer is (man, monster, ghost, demon, whatever).
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 9:32 am
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Headshot everything, multiple times


I disagree, unload like you typically would, then walk up with them on the ground and deliver the kill shot.

Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:34 am to
look forward when you're running away from the bad guy
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72420 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 9:35 am to
quote:

10. If something has been chasing you and them seemingly disappears, rest assured it's actually in the location you were trying to get to (indoors, car, etc.) It WILL be there waiting for you. Just avoid that and go somewhere else.
One of my favorite Robot Chicken scenes is about this.

Jason's Deceiving Speed
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37532 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

6. If you think something is dead don't go check, continue shooting/stabbing/lighting on fire until the only thing remaining is just a messy pool on the floor.
7. Headshot everything, multiple times. I don't care if Michael Myers or Jason is invincible, let's see them track you down when they have bullet holes where their eyes used to be.


This is one of my biggest problems with not just horror films, but all films. Blow a knee cap off AT LEAST. You don't have to kill, but people in films should think more about disabling than they do.
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