re: Someone Parked in My Parking Spot

I just don't see a clever way to call someone out for taking what is rightfully yours. You can manage this without being a dick while also not trying to make it a clever joke for his/her amusement. I mean, this is your space. You pay for the space. Someone is squatting on your space and instead of handling this infringement immediately you are looking for a joking method to make your point. Sounds like you are uncomfortable with any kind of confrontation and want to make the douche who is in your space laugh to avoid getting your arse kicked.

Just go knock on the doors around that space and find out who is in your space. Tell him/her that you pay $200 a month for the space and that you understand that they might have been ignorant of the fact that they could not park there. Tell him it is all good but you need them to move to an un-numbered space. Doubtful you will get beaten up and you can cease the search for a clever way to assert your rightful stewardship of the space.