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I have a problem with a neighbor's dog
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:29 am
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:29 am
I have a neighbor with a pit bull. It doesn't have a collar, but seems nice. Yesterday, the neighbor snuck across the fence and trimmed my orange tree, cutting my pet rat snake in the process. I was pissed. I went to my $75k 4-cyl ford ultra platinum series 4wd truck, and pulled out my .22 lr. No bullets. I then reached for my model 700, but remembered they aren't safe. I couldn't get to any other guns, because they were all "secured" in a safe I forgot the combination to. I grabbed my Matthews (even though they are overpriced) but couldn't decide on whether to shoot conventional or mechanical broad heads. By this time I was really upset, because the bastard had been stomping on my grass I had been fertilizing with weed n feed, alternating mowing short and high. My dog got out of his concrete kennel somehow (I keep him locked up and fed ol Roy food when it isn't hunting season because he's a tool, not a pet) and took off after the neighbor and his dog. Luckily, I had my new shock collar on him and I buzzed him pretty good to keep him from biting them. They ended up seeking refuge in my raised tomato garden, and knocked over my hybrid bigbettercelebracherokeeole plants. Luckily I remembered I keep a judge in my kayak for protection from banded watersnakes. By the time I got the judge they were gone, but I'll be waiting for the next time that dog crosses the property line, as he and his owner have been warned.
WWOBD?
WWOBD?
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:31 am to tenfoe
Back off to half throttle and flood his house with the colossal wake you'll throw!
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:32 am to tenfoe
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WWOBD?
Pretty much covered it.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:36 am to tenfoe
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WWOBD?
You could have prevented all of this with a well placed shot from a crossbow.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:37 am to tenfoe
Hit the dog with your yeti and fillet him with your bubba blade.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:37 am to tenfoe
7/10 No foot!
This post was edited on 6/1/14 at 8:39 am
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:38 am to tenfoe
First I would make him shape the orange tree like a poodle, next I trade the ford in for a dodge Power Wagon.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:42 am to MSWebfoot
quote:Is said yeti filled with Sac au lait, white perch, or crappie? And did you pre-cool this same yeti before filling with fish?
Hit the dog with your yeti
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:44 am to Jenar Boy
Actually filled with white perch, lingobia and gar balls. Pre-cooled in my walk-in of course.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:44 am to tenfoe
Dang man. Too much work this early.
You could have caught the pit with jsmoke's fishing net.
You could have caught the pit with jsmoke's fishing net.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:47 am to MSWebfoot
But of course, I should have known!
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:48 am to MSWebfoot
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Hit the dog with your yeti .
Yeti flew out the back of my truck and caused a traffic accident. Only had one tie-down strap and had to use it to tie down my dog while going down the highway to keep from being called a worthless piece of shite.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:51 am to tenfoe
know how I know the story is bs...
Yetis are way to heavy to fly out of a truck at any speed!
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Yeti flew out the back of my truck
Yetis are way to heavy to fly out of a truck at any speed!
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:52 am to tenfoe
Is the neighbor a Green Jeans? If so this could be problematic...
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:01 am to wickowick
Neighbor is a biologist. That's who confirmed my red wolf pics.
My dog is a lab. Paid $3,000 for him as a pup, then sent him to school for 9 months at $1,500/mo. I have a good job, so money isn't an issue.
My dog is a lab. Paid $3,000 for him as a pup, then sent him to school for 9 months at $1,500/mo. I have a good job, so money isn't an issue.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:01 am to MSWebfoot
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Yetis are way to heavy to fly out of a truck at any speed!
No shite
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