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How To Propose Like An Alpha Male
Posted on 5/19/14 at 11:55 am
Posted on 5/19/14 at 11:55 am
Not into thing being A or B but came across this little nugget and found it interesting. How would your SO react/have reacted to this?
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If your woman is not willing to wear a ring with the diamond on the inside, away from public view, then you’ll have all the proof you need that she is a grubby status whore.
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Posted on 5/19/14 at 11:55 am to cattus
Chive on!
Posted on 5/19/14 at 11:56 am to cattus
I wish this alpha/beta stuff would disappear.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 11:57 am to cattus
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If your woman is not willing to wear a ring with the diamond on the inside, away from public view, then you’ll have all the proof you need that she is a grubby status whore.
My wife has a CZ and she knows it.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:03 pm to cattus
That ring is horrible. I would be embarrassed if I bought that piece of shite for the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:05 pm to cattus
Why even pay for the diamond then? Alpha/beta... nah just stupid.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:10 pm to cattus
If I was admin I'd buttfrick you in the face
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:16 pm to cattus
Buy a platinum band.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:18 pm to cattus
my old lady wants an emerald ring. So I win there.
That ring in the OP is just ugly though.
That ring in the OP is just ugly though.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:22 pm to cattus
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How To Propose Like An Alpha Male
An Alpha would get a huge rock that people could see so everyone would know he is a baller!
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:23 pm to cattus
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That's Whoopi-Goldberg-Nude ugly.
idea is This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:29 pm to cattus
Wife's diamond wouldn't fit in that shitty ring. 
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:40 pm to cattus
This is the dumbest fricking ring I have ever seen. The ring is a symbol of your affection for the person you want to spend eternity with, not some cat and mouse "if you love me you'll be satisfied with this little practical joke here" game.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:43 pm to cattus
That's stupid
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:46 pm to cattus
First thing I thought of was a shotgun shell...which now that I think about would be a cool idea for an engagement ring to know if I REALLY found the right one.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:06 pm to cattus
Here's a better way to propose like an Alpha Male:
Be successful enough in your career to be able to afford the diamond ring, nimrod.
Be successful enough in your career to be able to afford the diamond ring, nimrod.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:13 pm to cattus
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how to propose like a fedora wearing douche bag
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:26 pm to cattus
weak 
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:52 pm to cattus
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How To Propose
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Like An Alpha
Does not compute
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:00 pm to cattus
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If your woman is not willing to wear a ring with the diamond on the inside, away from public view, then you’ll have all the proof you need that her friends are grubby status whores.
Women are vicious.
If they see a weak ring, they think you can't support her
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:07 pm
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