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Dan Bilzerian's lawyer responds to porn stars attorney
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:02 am
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:02 am
NSFW
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"If she sues, the complaint will be sanctionably frivolous. Your client should just box up almost every last bit of her property (please exclude all videos and photographs, as well as the seemingly inevitable small yappy dog) and drop it off with you in safe keeping for Mr. Bilzerian. After he receives the judgment in his favor, he will have it all delivered to him. Then he will probably blow it up with a mortar in the desert. I enjoyed our brief correspondence."
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:14 am to okietiger
This is the best part..
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I am genuinely sorry that your client was hurt. No one wants to see anyone injured. But the suggestion that Mr. Bilzerian is responsible for that injury is embarrassing. Im sorry she made you suggest it in writing.
This post was edited on 5/16/14 at 7:15 am
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:15 am to Xenophon
His lawyer is apparently a pretty tough lawyer to deal with. Some young Jewish guy and him and Dan are good friends.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:17 am to Xenophon
The chick he threw off the roof has a huge vag for such a tiny girl.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:20 am to mommas boy
Bilzerian just posted pictures from Cannes. This guy is clearly living the dream.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:22 am to mommas boy
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has a huge vag for such a tiny girl.
I mean she takes BBC for a living so...
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:22 am to JBeam
So sick of hearing about this douche nozzle.
If he were a halfway decent guy he would pay her that money without a second thought.
If he were a halfway decent guy he would pay her that money without a second thought.
This post was edited on 5/16/14 at 7:24 am
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:25 am to stout
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His lawyer is apparently a pretty tough lawyer to deal with. Some young Jewish guy and him and Dan are good friends.
i imagine he'd have to be to be representing that guy. i'm sure he earns his money.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:25 am to Xenophon
Seems to me if this guy had such an ironclad defense, he wouldn't be resorting to bluster. What's the old saying, "if the law is on your side, pound the law. If the facts are on your side, pound the facts. If neither is on your side, pound the table."
Never heard of him before now, but he and his lawyer sound like douchetards.
Never heard of him before now, but he and his lawyer sound like douchetards.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:26 am to SG_Geaux
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If he were a halfway decent guy he would pay her..
Why? She's a whore.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:30 am to Jim Rockford
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Never heard of him before now, but he and his lawyer sound like douchetards.
unquestionably.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:30 am to mommas boy
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Why? She's a whore.
So? Would your answer be different if she wasn't ?
She didn't have to agree to be tossed off the roof and he also didn't have to do it. It's obviously not exactly the safest thing.
Posted on 5/16/14 at 7:31 am to SG_Geaux
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If he were a halfway decent guy he would pay her that money without a second thought.
Why? She agreed to be thrown off a roof, and according to the Lawyer, she was explicitly told not to grab his shirt, which she did.
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