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re: Wife suing condo complex because a swan killed her husband

Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38860 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to
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but if you can swim its hard to grasp how you drown.


Swim where? You have a 40 lbs. flapping bird with sharp nails on its feet clawing and biting you any time you try to surface.

They are relentless.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96066 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:46 am to
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Swim where?


under and make your way to the bank. and if it keeps attacking you every time you surface i dont think it would be the hardest thing in the world to get your hands on it. take that thing under with you.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67601 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:48 am to
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Swim where?


he probably could have just stood up
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:31 pm to
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Swim where? You have a 40 lbs. flapping bird with sharp nails on its feet clawing and biting you any time you try to surface.

They are relentless.


Sounds pretty bad, but it's not quite Jaws, is it.
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