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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:18 am to notslim99
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:18 am to notslim99
quote:
Funniest saying you've heard.
Co-worker speaking about a gorgeous woman at our office:
"I would drag my ball sack across three football fields of barbed wire to eat Nerds outta her arse hole"
He's a huge bama fan, so that probably explains that.
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:26 am to dcrews
"That went over about as well as a fart in an aqua-lung"
or
"That went over about as well as a turd in the punch bowl"
or
"That went over about as well as a turd in the punch bowl"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 3:38 pm to dcrews
quote:
"I would drag my ball sack across three football fields of barbed wire to eat Nerds outta her arse hole"
I've always said it as "I would drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walki-talkie."
Similar: I'd drink her bath water
I'd eat the corn out of her poop.
I'd suck a fart out her arse and hold it in like a bong hit.
He's got hands like feet- talking about players who can't catch in sports.
About as useful as nutrition facts on a bottle of whiskey
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