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Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:58 pm to rebeloke
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Thanks for the advice Van Wilder
This.
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Rebeloke
Boo this man!
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:05 am to iliveinabox
The Booty call is another level to getting some butt. You go out and strike out and come back and fap. The booty call is mutual masturbation.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:20 am to rebeloke
quote:Daytime is the only legitimate FWB relationship. If you can't bang then, it is just two desperate people looking for attention at night. Not knocking that down because I have done it bajizzlions of times, but it honestly is just girls looking for attention late at night.
Booty calls typically work best when done before 3 AM and not totally wasted. My friend broke this rule and so did I but if you're new at this keep it closer to 1am or sooner.
I have had a few, and daytime goes like this:
Her: hey, what are you doing?
Me: just hanging around the house until xxx
Her: cool, I'm gonna come hang out for a bit
Me: Aight
Start banging
Me: alright, well I've got to do xxx
Her: what are you doing tonight?
Me: no idea, but probably xxx
Rarely were those daytime chicks wanting to bang at night, because we always had the understanding to do whatever we want then. I guess they wanted, and liked, to see if I was capable of getting other girls. Daytime girls don't get jealous like the 3am chicks when they see you hooking up with another girl at night
quote:good call. While I barely ever did this, they do get pissed when it happens.
5) Make sure your booty call buddy gets off
FWIW, you still sound like an amateur. Up your game man, and you will get to multiple FWB relationships instead of random drunk booty calls after you strike out at the bar
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 12:23 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:39 am to Hammertime
I bet you bang nothing but 8s and up.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:44 am to Breesus
Congrats on the herpes
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:52 am to CocoLoco
Nope, I take what I can get most of the time, even though hotter chicks are typically there for the taking. Sometimes I just take the easy road, and sure thing. Not gonna bang less than an OT 5(IRL 7) by choice, but I've been with a bunch of girls, many who were smoking hot, and some that were below average(cough cough)
Wanna say something about it? My response is "Who are you banging?". That response typically doesn't get an answer from the single friends. I'm having sex, they're not. No way you can hate on my game based on that. Fortunately for me, the FWB chicks have all been pretty hot.
Eta: I'm not gonna sit here and lie, saying I only slay OT 9.5s, and that I do it every time I go out. I have stooped pretty low once or twice, but I don't really care. I'm not trying to show off to a bunch of dudes. I am trying to knock the bottom out of some chicks.
Wanna say something about it? My response is "Who are you banging?". That response typically doesn't get an answer from the single friends. I'm having sex, they're not. No way you can hate on my game based on that. Fortunately for me, the FWB chicks have all been pretty hot.
Eta: I'm not gonna sit here and lie, saying I only slay OT 9.5s, and that I do it every time I go out. I have stooped pretty low once or twice, but I don't really care. I'm not trying to show off to a bunch of dudes. I am trying to knock the bottom out of some chicks.
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 12:56 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 1:03 am to Hammertime
Lol at "butt odor and stank" you must've been fricking a chick with uncorrect hygiene. That's gross hombre.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 1:04 am to Hammertime
So what you basically are getting at is at closing time, you are looking for whatever low hanging fruit is to be had.... congrats on the VD 
Posted on 2/12/14 at 1:12 am to ThaKaptin
A girl being hot or not doesn't determine if she has VD. I sprayed and prayed for the longest time, and somehow got lucky and don't have anything. Congrats on turning 18 this year. Hopefully you aren't older and this stupid.
FWIW, I am not the dude running around at 1:55 looking for a girl to bring home. Either you've got something lined up, are putting yourself in a situation after the bar to line something up, or go the booty call route if you want some. Scrambling for poon is not in my vocabulary.
FWIW, I am not the dude running around at 1:55 looking for a girl to bring home. Either you've got something lined up, are putting yourself in a situation after the bar to line something up, or go the booty call route if you want some. Scrambling for poon is not in my vocabulary.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 1:19 am to Hammertime
34 and had my share of booty calls. The best was a ginger. Becka. Red on the head, fire in the hole, and tits from hell. Too bad she blew up and got fat. 
Posted on 2/12/14 at 1:45 am to ThaKaptin
quote:I can make up people too
The best was a ginger. Becka. Red on the head, fire in the hole, and tits from hell
Posted on 2/12/14 at 2:26 am to rebeloke
da fuq did I just read?
Posted on 2/12/14 at 2:47 am to rebeloke
Ironbat is furiously taking notes
Posted on 2/12/14 at 5:55 am to rebeloke
Grats on the sex bro
Posted on 2/12/14 at 6:26 am to rebeloke
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3) Booty calls need to remember to use hygiene. Don't forget to bath every now and then, butt odor and stank will end the booty call privileges.
Did you tell him?
Posted on 2/12/14 at 6:33 am to SDVTiger
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Booty calls when you're not drunk wtf?
I had more during the day completely sober than at night drunk. Sober sex >>> drunk sex
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 6:34 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 6:34 am to rebeloke
Compelling
Thanks for this thread.
Thanks for this thread.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 6:36 am to SDVTiger
As someone who's ex gf drove 40 miles 3x a week for the D as a booty call role, your rules suck nuts.
Booty calls.can end up making decent relationships actually, not lasting, but if a girl is fun and loves the D, why wouldn't you want to spend more time with her. Especially since the breakup is easy as goodbye.
Booty calls.can end up making decent relationships actually, not lasting, but if a girl is fun and loves the D, why wouldn't you want to spend more time with her. Especially since the breakup is easy as goodbye.
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