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Two fully functional penises

Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:35 am
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40141 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:35 am
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2014 is one damn day old, and Reddit might have the scoop of the year. A redditor going by DoubleDickDude went ahead and answered a question every man has pondered: What if you had two dicks? Apparently, it's pretty great. (Yes, there is a photo.)


Don't want to link, because a separate link to the photo is contained within article. But Google is your friend if you like that sort of thing.

quote:

beedee4: How do women react when they find out?

DoubleDickDude: varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol


This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 6:36 am
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:38 am to
So he is gay
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66511 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:39 am to
Thanks. Why did I read the whole thing?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68531 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:44 am to
I thought this was going to be about Obama & Biden.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66511 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:01 am to
No, neither of them is functional.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69816 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:03 am to
Fapping would be a workout
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68531 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:19 am to
quote:

No, neither of them is functional.


Touché
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80633 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:35 am to
Lucky fricker
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66511 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Lucky fricker
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
181365 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:43 am to
Say wha...

quote:

So tell me, what's it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?

Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we've been together since.
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 7:44 am
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:49 am to
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
15776 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:49 am to
Good ol' Reddit.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
181365 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:50 am to
That AMA is amazing like a train wreck you can't look away from.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:52 am to
Is his double barrel shotgun an over/under or side-by-side?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
181365 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Is his double barrel shotgun an over/under or side-by-side?



He could act out YMCA with only having to move his arms for the MCA part of the song.
Posted by emoney
Westerville, OH
Member since May 2010
8751 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 7:55 am to
Does he have to pick a railroad track when the train is coming?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 8:00 am to
quote:

He could act out YMCA with only having to move his arms for the MCA part of the song.


Good description!
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
181365 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 8:01 am to
He says he pisses and ejaculates from both. He also said multiple women have asked him to put both inside at the same time.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10573 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 8:09 am to
Also said his gf/bf can fist him in the arse past the wrist to squeeze his prostate. Idk if this is normal with gays but
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59251 posts
Posted on 1/2/14 at 8:09 am to
This guys user name is the best part IMO, cuts right to the chase.
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