re: Cooking steaks tonight. Ribeye or tenderloin?

I ate some raw bacon in Mexico, after drinking in a pool all day, then proceeded to pass out right after I handed over the ring as best man during an outside wedding. Came to and the bride had ripped my shirt open and put ice on my crotch. Not my best moment. All the females in the wedding walked in as I was eating the bacon before the ceremony and they'll forever connect the two, though somehow I don't think they had anything to do with each other outside of the connection to my beer intake.