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re: Louisiana Mudfest in Colfax

Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:02 pm to
My buddy just asked if I wanted to go and my reply was a firm "Hell no"

It is extremely dangerous, and for me that is saying a lot. I am a solid adrenaline junky and live on the edge when I do most things. Nothing scares me, but here is my assessment....


Normally at least one person dies every event. When I went, there was a group of people running around raping girls and pulling armed robberies. Once it got dark and we heard about that, we put all of the women and kids in the trucks and locked them in for the night. Didn't even want to chance them being in the camper. Cop presence is none. They had one at the gate and that was it.

People driving humongous trucks can't see anything and drive around blipping the throttle everywhere. Almost got my F250 hit because someone couldn't see me from their truck.

It is non-stop 4 wheelers blipping their throttles also. Made me hate four wheelers for a while. I am not sure why dickheads can't just hit the throttle and just go. Instead, they go wide open, then let off, then wide open again, and repeat 14 million times. Every single 4 wheeler rider does it there. They drive around like dickheads also. Had one cut two feet in front of me while I was driving and then we got into a fight because he said I tried to hit him.

No parking. You won't be able to find anyone. $20/person unless you hide someone in the back. Wait in a 3 mile long line to get in that takes 2.5hrs to get through.

Not counting the fight I got in within my first 15 minutes in the gate at 3pm, I saw around 20 fights before I went to bed.

Don't expect to sleep. People will drive trucks right through your camp wide open and they do the same with 4 wheelers.

I never thought I could have such a horrible time playing around in the mud. Basically like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was.




About the only thing good was the women. Nothing else
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5746 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:06 pm to
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Hammertime


so... youre saying I shouldn't bring my kayak?
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26002 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:09 pm to
Solid response. 10/10

I smiled while reading.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
10917 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:13 pm to
Yea frick that
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66949 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:19 pm to
:neckin:

You couldn't pay me to go that shite
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:23 pm to
Think I would fit in if I brought the van?
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18592 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:47 pm to
Lots of Youtube videos on this event. Maybe in my younger days. Too old for all that mess
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27737 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Posted by Hammertime My buddy just asked if I wanted to go and my reply was a firm "Hell no" It is extremely dangerous, and for me that is saying a lot. I am a solid adrenaline junky and live on the edge when I do most things. Nothing scares me, but here is my assessment.... Normally at least one person dies every event. When I went, there was a group of people running around raping girls and pulling armed robberies. Once it got dark and we heard about that, we put all of the women and kids in the trucks and locked them in for the night. Didn't even want to chance them being in the camper. Cop presence is none. They had one at the gate and that was it. People driving humongous trucks can't see anything and drive around blipping the throttle everywhere. Almost got my F250 hit because someone couldn't see me from their truck. It is non-stop 4 wheelers blipping their throttles also. Made me hate four wheelers for a while. I am not sure why dickheads can't just hit the throttle and just go. Instead, they go wide open, then let off, then wide open again, and repeat 14 million times. Every single 4 wheeler rider does it there. They drive around like dickheads also. Had one cut two feet in front of me while I was driving and then we got into a fight because he said I tried to hit him. No parking. You won't be able to find anyone. $20/person unless you hide someone in the back. Wait in a 3 mile long line to get in that takes 2.5hrs to get through. Not counting the fight I got in within my first 15 minutes in the gate at 3pm, I saw around 20 fights before I went to bed. Don't expect to sleep. People will drive trucks right through your camp wide open and they do the same with 4 wheelers. I never thought I could have such a horrible time playing around in the mud. Basically like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was. About the only thing good was the women. Nothing else



I'm in!
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
82699 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

It is extremely dangerous, and for me that is saying a lot. I am a solid adrenaline junky and live on the edge when I do most things. Nothing scares me, but here is my assessment....


Normally at least one person dies every event. When I went, there was a group of people running around raping girls and pulling armed robberies. Once it got dark and we heard about that, we put all of the women and kids in the trucks and locked them in for the night. Didn't even want to chance them being in the camper. Cop presence is none. They had one at the gate and that was it.
quote:

They drive around like dickheads also. Had one cut two feet in front of me while I was driving and then we got into a fight because he said I tried to hit him.
quote:

Not counting the fight I got in within my first 15 minutes in the gate at 3pm, I saw around 20 fights before I went to bed.

Don't expect to sleep. People will drive trucks right through your camp wide open and they do the same with 4 wheelers.

I never thought I could have such a horrible time playing around in the mud. Basically like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was.
I really had no plans to go, then I read this. Might have to make time for it now.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
57374 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

When I went, there was a group of people running around raping girls and pulling armed robberies


this just doesnt sound right. Not doubting just sounds like one of those stories that gets out of control.

quote:

It is non-stop 4 wheelers blipping their throttles also. Made me hate four wheelers for a while. I am not sure why dickheads can't just hit the throttle and just go. Instead, they go wide open, then let off, then wide open again, and repeat 14 million times. Every single 4 wheeler rider does it there


this is what I envision, and this kinda shite would make my head explode...if I wasnt at an event called mudfest.

I cant go to bed without a shower...I dont imagine I would fit in too well.

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