re: Tony Brown thread on A&M's 247 board .. comedy gold

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"Okay! The million dollar question INQUIRING MINDS want to know is the following: "Where did the Rivals.com staff find Tre'Davious White this past summer to justify a resounding but highly questionable 124 spot rise from #158 nationally to #34 nationally in the latest Rivals rankings?"

The answer is at the intersection of "Wonderlic & Claiborne Avenue" in Northern Louisiana hanging from a Banana tree. Apparently, the Rivals staff went APE over the site of this marginally-talented & nepotistically-challenged football player during the Summer 2012 Fais-Do-Do 7on7 Blackened Chitterling Circuit, (where the talent level didn't come close to measuring up to Rivals 5-star, Nike The Opening & Gridiron Kings talent level). Clearly, there was no room for MONKEY BUSINESS at the aforementioned big 3 summer events, which is why Tre'Davious White wasn't invited in the first place.

Unfortunately, it is apparent from "90 yards away" that the self-proclaimed "Godfather of Recruiting" and his Rivals brethren have engaged in a blatant form of POLITICS with the Fais-Dumb Dumbs 90 miles west of NOLA. It is this type of blasphemous action that makes HS Football Recruiting rankings extremely bias and a joke. As a result, noteworthy & talented players like USC commit Chris Hawkins and other far more superior CBs have to suffer as a result of Rival's "MONKEY BUSINESS" with the PAPER TIGERS. Clearly, Rivals' FOUL PLAY deserves a "90 Yard PENALTY" in my honest opinion…SMFH! Not a sermon, just a fact.....HOLD DAT and get back into your f*cking CAGE MIKE

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Man, get the Fxck out of here with that dumbshit! Yall got kicked in the nutz by electing to play "SlowDrag" games with a REAL BALLER last year, so Ellis Island gave yall his arse to kiss and moved on without looking back. Face it, Fais-Dumb-Dumb, the world doesn't revolve around LSPOO. So "Eat More Chickin" Tiger (Not Clemson) and get back into your fxckin Cage, "MIKE". While you're at it, here's a middle finger for you and all your fellow delusional "Paper Tiger" fanatics 90 "MILES" west of NOLA. AggSwag will continue to snatch Tier 1 bodies in the "504" so get over it. LSWho? Please! Fxck 'Em...#GigEm #AggSwag

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