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re: What would you tell the team 5 minutes before kickoff Saturday?
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:30 pm to slackster
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:30 pm to slackster
"There are a bunch of sad little men fantasizing while touching themselves about giving an overly cheesy speech like this online. That's weird. Has anyone seen my cell phone?"
These kids love cell phones.
These kids love cell phones.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:46 pm to slackster
I would just put a picture of saban holding the NC trophy up
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:59 pm to slackster
quote:
What would you tell the team 5 minutes before kickoff Saturday?
frick up and lose, and your balls will drop off from ball rot.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:02 pm to slackster
Look here assholes, get some fricking first downs so our defense wont look like a pee wee team in the second half.
go get em.
go get em.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:08 pm to slackster
"Clear eyes. Full hearts."
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:25 pm to slackster
"nobody puts baby in a corner"
Posted on 10/30/12 at 8:33 pm to slackster
"Kill the head and the body will die."
Posted on 10/30/12 at 8:40 pm to slackster
Believe in the ball, and throw yourself!
Posted on 10/30/12 at 8:58 pm to slackster
That this is why you come to LSU. These are the games you have waited for, and your time to shine has come.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 9:29 pm to slackster
Before this game started, Kilmer said "48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life". I say "frick that". All right? frick that. Let's go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football.
If we go out and half-arse it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?
Of course all these fricking kids nowadays would probably like Who the frick is Kilmer???
And what da frick is an Oopty Oop??
If we go out and half-arse it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?
Of course all these fricking kids nowadays would probably like Who the frick is Kilmer???
And what da frick is an Oopty Oop??
This post was edited on 10/30/12 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 10/30/12 at 10:29 pm to slackster
Tell them I had cancer and that my dying wish would be to see us shut out Bama and run the table.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 10:36 pm to slackster
we have gathered up all of your families. they are safe as of now. but you frick up this game, .....
Posted on 10/30/12 at 10:38 pm to slackster
I would just look at them repeatedly like this:
Posted on 10/30/12 at 10:46 pm to slackster
Start with BCS champ game...talk of adversity since and all season...talk of disrespect since and criticism all season...ask them to then think about the WANT to experience the awesome feeling at the end of the night of a victory that changes the direction of all of the above...Defeat is NOT an option, Victory is the ONLY option!
Posted on 10/31/12 at 3:06 am to slackster
I would play a video of Bama doing the rammer jammer in the dome. Then show a short harvey updyke segment. Then put a bullet into the TV.
This post was edited on 10/31/12 at 3:08 am
Posted on 10/31/12 at 7:51 am to slackster
It's obvious from the way you have played thus far, that this game has been on your mind since Jan.9th. You have overlooked every other team that you have played thus far, and it shows. But the one thing that I want you remember is this.
Just remember all of the 50 yard line jokes, about how you are stuck is NOLA, cause someone painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus, and you couldn't figure out what to do. So go out there, and show the world what you are really made of,show them the warrior within. Take from them, what they have taken from you. They killed your dreams last year, so in return, kill thiers. FIGHT FOR VICTORY, leave it all on the field, and VICTORY will be yours.
Just remember all of the 50 yard line jokes, about how you are stuck is NOLA, cause someone painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus, and you couldn't figure out what to do. So go out there, and show the world what you are really made of,show them the warrior within. Take from them, what they have taken from you. They killed your dreams last year, so in return, kill thiers. FIGHT FOR VICTORY, leave it all on the field, and VICTORY will be yours.
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