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re: A&M is just one screwed up people

Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by AeroAg2012
Member since Sep 2012
83 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:14 pm to
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The jizz jar was an Aggie bonfire tradition before their rivalry game with the Longhorns. Cadets would be masturbated by a cheer leader into a jar and then place it in the outhouse (symbolizing the UT tower) on top of the woodpile before the fire was lit. The surviving jars are used to fertilize the A&M sheep stock for the following school year.


This is an outright fabrication by butthurt Big whatever fans.
Posted by AeroAg2012
Member since Sep 2012
83 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

It's not a well-known fact, but the 3 schools that provided the most officers to the US Army in WWII are: 1. West Point 2. Texas A&M 3. LSU


West Point MAY have had more officers (not sure), but Aggies beat them out on overall men fighting. Many Cadets left school to fight and therefore were not commissioned until after the war, if at all.
Posted by Mr. Curious
Chocolate City
Member since Aug 2004
642 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:06 pm to
I want answers from an Aggie.

1) Please explain the Jizz Jar.

2) When does the nut squeeze take place and why do they do it?
Posted by relapse98
Member since Dec 2010
2736 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:09 pm to
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1) Please explain the Jizz Jar.


You got me. I was in the Corps for a bit and the internet is the first I saw it. I've never seen an Aggie own up to it and I'll truthfully own up to the traditions that I know about as will most others.

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2) When does the nut squeeze take place and why do they do it?



You know, I've never seen it actually happen. I've seen the video and those appear to be fish in E-2 (freshmen in the unit that takes care of Reveille) [I say that based on the fact they are on the track and the formation is the one they get in to guard Reveille at the end of a game]. Its 'to give them pain to let them know how the football is feeling and spur them on to do better'
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:12 pm to
whoop!
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27820 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:14 pm to
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Texas A&M leads the series 19-17 since 1975, when major scholarship limits were put in place, marking the start of the modern era of college football.



All faggies love this argument. It's so stupid. So i guess you don't count your only title in 1939 since nobody cares what happened before 1975. Typical Aggie logic.


You guys always have and will always be Texas' bitch. Y'all are the little brother of Texas.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9228 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:20 pm to
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You know, I've never seen it actually happen. I've seen the video and those appear to be fish in E-2 (freshmen in the unit that takes care of Reveille) [I say that based on the fact they are on the track and the formation is the one they get in to guard Reveille at the end of a game]. Its 'to give them pain to let them know how the football is feeling and spur them on to do better'



And this seems like a "normal" and "acceptable" thing for a voting age, draft age, college adult to do?

Seriously, step out of your pretend soldier costume for just a moment, and look at this like a reasonable, mature, adult. Now, do you see why non-aggies ridicule y'all and don't take you seriously?

TAMU has a damn good engineering program, I work with a shite-ton of y'all. But it's like y'all are all comprised of the weird kids in school who ate glue and shite their pants every day at nap time.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27820 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:22 pm to
One more thing Aggies. When people look back at all time series all they will see is how you got arse raped by Texas for 100 years. Doubt there will be an asterisk for you
Posted by relapse98
Member since Dec 2010
2736 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:24 pm to
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And this seems like a "normal" and "acceptable" thing for a voting age, draft age, college adult to do?

Seriously, step out of your pretend soldier costume for just a moment, and look at this like a reasonable, mature, adult. Now, do you see why non-aggies ridicule y'all and don't take you seriously?


I know what you're getting at but all we've ever seen is 1 video of it. I don't understand why they did (do?) it, but it is what it is.

Its like judging LSU based on the flag burner last year, you just can't judge a school of 25k based on 1 person.
Posted by StTigerBob
Member since Dec 2011
79 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:28 pm to
The flag burner? If I'm not mistaken, he quit in shame before burning anything when a few hundred of his newest enemies paid him a visit.
Posted by relapse98
Member since Dec 2010
2736 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:30 pm to
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The flag burner?


Attempted flag burner, then.

The VT shooter, Charles Whitman, students yelling 'suck that tiger dick', Texas Tech bell ringer, Baylor Tarp of Shame (ok that one you can actually use to judge them). You just can't take 1 person or small group and judge the larger group that doesn't participate in those things.
Posted by StTigerBob
Member since Dec 2011
79 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:31 pm to
I cannot possibly get enough of this thread. For you A&M folks brave enough to defend yourselves on this board, could you please invite some more of your friends to do the same? Seriously, the more of you the better. It's pure comedy gold.
Posted by StTigerBob
Member since Dec 2011
79 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Attempted flag burner, then. The VT shooter, Charles Whitman, students yelling 'suck that tiger dick', Texas Tech bell ringer, Baylor Tarp of Shame (ok that one you can actually use to judge them). You just can't take 1 person or small group and judge the larger group that doesn't participate in those things.


What does any of that have to do with A&M students filling up jars with jizz? Please go on...do tell.
Posted by StTigerBob
Member since Dec 2011
79 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

You just can't take 1 person or small group and judge the larger group that doesn't participate in those things.


Agreed. Now please, tell us some more about your traditions.
Posted by Rittdog
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed
Member since Oct 2009
9955 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:49 pm to
A&M fan just posted this
Posted by StTigerBob
Member since Dec 2011
79 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:53 pm to
This is awesome, if for no other reason than for how slowly the GIF animates from one frame to the next. Aggies apparently need ample time to read AND digest information.
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:58 pm to
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Both Aggies and Tigers alike are about to discover how much they have in common... I doubt the imbeciles posting about the Ags have spent much, if any time, around us.
I wont repeat what my friends say about lsu fans>>> not nearly as complimentary as your assessment of us.
Oh, and bring your lunch Saturday... Youre gonna be all day trying to win... Which you wont.


Worked the decade of 70's in TX for drilling contractor. Spervisor was A&M grad(ME) that played in 50's for them. Each morning he would bitch 'bout LSU watering field down for aTm game when they visited TS. Always complimentary towards him, I asked if they did the same at Kyle...to which he would be perplexed. After a pause I would ask if he played against LSU ..."Yes". Another pause, my reply followed, "Then were you the cause of aTm getting their arse kicked both there and in TS". I gained such satisfaction from that morning coffee with the same being repeated at least 2/3 x a week!

PS: As for institutional status. How does one obtain an ME at aTm without knowledge to solve the "laydown" length for placing the support when a rig is lowered? Hint...it's a right triangle! He couldn't get this one!
PS2: 50's, 60's and partial 70's, aTm was what is now called a "rent a win".
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:02 pm to
Hilarious that that continues to be their fallback position. Many posts like that prior to the Cotton Bowl. They know they're in for a skull fricking, but they're smarter than us. Don't get the logic there. There was even a sign like that in South Bend on game day last Saturday. One thing they say is true. aTm and LSU send more warriors to battle than anyone else, even to this day.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:13 pm to
aTm is a cult.

Now the first part of this story is a tragedy - Earlier this month a small airplane went down... father, uncle and 2 sons die. They were on they're way to an aTm game.

Not making light of the tragic situation in any way shape or form.

BUT...

On the nightly news they made a big deal about them being Aggies and soon-to-be Aggies and announced that the family wanted everyone who was going to be paying their respects to wear maroon. Sorry - THAT's overboard IMO.
Posted by Mr. Curious
Chocolate City
Member since Aug 2004
642 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:15 pm to
Does anyone have that picture of the Aggie bookstore where they boarded up the windows from the inside?
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