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re: Drinking Game for LSU vs North Texas Opener...

Posted on 8/19/12 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 3:27 pm to
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dstone12


Story bro
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 3:50 pm to
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drink 1.



I thought the point here is to get drunk?
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 4:02 pm to
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I thought the point here is to get drunk?


edited... the rant got scared of the original rules so i changed for the weak, i will repost the originals
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 4:05 pm to
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the rant got scared of the original rules



Typical Rant
Posted by xraytech
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 4:14 pm to
I remember my first beer.
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36535 posts
Posted on 8/19/12 at 4:19 pm to
Rules for LSU vs North TX drinking game
#1 TD drink a long 1,EP made drink 1, field goal drink 1, safety drink 1.
#2 Int/Fumble recovery/sack drink 2, pick 6 or scoop and score add 2
#3 Every time they call Les "The mad hatter"/mention him eating grass, do the Les Miles seal clap and drink 3.
#4 Mention Honey Badger being kicked off speak out "he doesnt care, he smokes what he wants" then drink 3.
#5 mention Bama/saban/ NC game kick something then drink 3.
#6 drink 2 for name mispronounce of any LSU player
#7 Tim tebow mention do the tebow kneel down with fist on forehead and then shotgun a beer
#8 if JJ is mentioned kick something and drink 2.
#9 when our 2 Aussie punters are mentioned, quote a line from Crocodile Dundee (just say something in Aussie accent) and take a Shot and drink 1
#10 if LSU scores 45 pts at the end take a shot If LSU scores 50+ take 2 shots
#11 when LSU crosses the 50 yd line the first time in the game take a celebration shot!


these are the originals me and GUAVA JELLY came up with...
This post was edited on 8/19/12 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 6:17 pm to
geaux fark yourself, for the crossing the 50 shithead
Posted by Guava Jelly
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 6:28 pm to
It's a joke. And a good natured one. It is in the spirit of learning how to make light of a bad situation. If you've got a problem with that, how about you exit the thread, pull that giant fist shaped dildo out of your arse, then return when you are less butthurt.
DIAF, dipshit.
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 6:57 pm to
I guess i pulled it out of your mouth first to lubricate it, slap nut
Posted by uptowntiger84
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 7:09 pm to
thats some serious drinking!
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 7:10 pm to
So, your defense against a man claiming that you had a fist shaped dildo in your rectum, is to call him a name which makes no sense and say that he lubricated it with his saliva before you inserted said dildo into your rectum?


Wow... This combined with your posts in the CLM thread are some of the worst most mind bogglingly dumb comments I've seen in quite a while.
I'm not certain which is lower, your IQ or your posting skillz
Posted by bigeztiger
Columbus Ohio
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 7:20 pm to
That's a lot of rules... How about I just drink?
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 7:24 pm to
I like your style
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 8:11 pm to
The plan is not to remember most of the rules by halftime
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 8:47 pm to
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original rules




Much better fellas.
Posted by TDHgumbeaux
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 8:51 pm to
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#8 if JJ is mentioned kick SomeONE and drink 1


FIFY
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 10:02 pm to
I'm not sure even Ben Wynne could have kept up with this game...

And sorry if too soon.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 10:07 pm to
I will have alcohol poisoning before the end of the 1st quarter.
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 8/19/12 at 11:18 pm to
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I will have alcohol poisoning before the end of the 1st quarter.



I got alcohol poisoning reading the rules...But, rules are made to be followed, not questioned.
Posted by Tiger Live2
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Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 8/20/12 at 12:38 am to
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That's a lot of rules... How about I just drink?

I like this plan. Till i say where the OP clarified that drink 1 meant drink for a second, I thought I would get alcohol poisoning by halftime. I don't really drink beer. I prefer a nice 7 and coke. And I'm pretty certain each drink contains more than a shot in it
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