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Teen Wolf: Rate on a Scale from 1 to 10

Posted on 3/25/12 at 11:40 am
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 11:40 am
It's on DTV channel 535 (if you get that) right now BTW.

This movie is awesome.

I give it a solid 7 for entertainment value.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56304 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 11:49 am to
I'll give it a 6, it's a decent movie
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 11:51 am to
7 for the Win In the End.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 11:52 am to
10 just for the quotability of Styles and the Coach.
Posted by classictiger
Member since Mar 2007
5795 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 11:55 am to
9 for 80's galore (when I was growing up)
5 in present times when I evaluate movies in a more realistic and less glorified manner
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

10 just for the quotability of Styles and the Coach.


The coach is fricking great
This post was edited on 3/25/12 at 12:08 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 3/25/12 at 12:30 pm to
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COVERING TEEN WOLF:
ONE COACH’S GUIDE.

BY PASHA MALLA

- - - -

Used to be, the key to beating Teen Wolf’s Beavers was just to play them on any night there wasn’t a full moon. We were unlucky one season in that we met them 28 days apart, both times in their barn, and Teen Wolf destroyed us—64 points in the first game, then a quadruple-double in the second, with 14 blocked shots and 25 steals. Our third matchup, though, we were fortunate enough to have a 76 percent waxing gibbous, so it was regular Scott Howard, who turned the ball over twice before fouling out, scoreless, in eight minutes of play. These days, however, it seems the guy can change over whenever he wants, which poses a real problem to opposing coaches. What follows is the best strategy my staff and I have come up with to limit Teen Wolf’s effectiveness on the court. While admittedly far from foolproof, it will, hopefully, prove useful to your team. We’re all in this together, folks.



LINK
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 12:57 pm to
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Finally, keep in mind that beneath all that fur, Teen Wolf is only human—or half-human, whatever—with weaknesses, just like any of us. And as a hormonally imbalanced, eternally cursed teenager, he’s particularly fragile. For one thing, at just under 70 percent, Teen Wolf’s free-throw shooting is comparatively weak; if you’ve got a kid on your team brave or crazy enough to knock Teen Wolf down with a hard foul, encourage it. Make him earn his points at the line. “Hack-a-Wolf” brought us within 10 of the Beavers during last year’s playoffs—that is, until Teen Wolf dunked eight consecutive trips down the floor from the 3-point line, putting the lead out of reach.


Thanks.

That was really funny.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155854 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 1:11 pm to
7.5
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73162 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 1:12 pm to
10/10

It's one of the all time greats
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 4:16 pm to
Boof
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Boof

Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Boof


was a slut, so I'm pretty sure she was giving Lewis a ZJ when Scott was at basketball practice or rehearsing the school play.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 5:20 pm to
How is Boof a slut and not Pamela?
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 5:43 pm to
I would take Boof to the national archives and show her the articles of confederation.
This post was edited on 3/25/12 at 5:45 pm
Posted by BT
North La
Member since Aug 2008
9766 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 5:43 pm to
Give me a keg of beer.
One of my fav movie lines.
Posted by tyrone_det
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2012
710 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 5:49 pm to
2
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 5:50 pm to
Has anyone mentioned the wild willy in display at the end? The cock and balls that missed the editing?
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35815 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 5:54 pm to
Mark Holton's supporting role as "Chubby" stole this movie IMO



Also Jerry Levene's Portrayal of Rupert "Stiles" Stilinski was mesmerizing.


His movie is a SOLID 8 in my book.
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35815 posts
Posted on 3/25/12 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

10 just for the quotability of Styles and the Coach.


Coach Bobby Finstock was loaded with great quotes. This one is my favorite.

quote:

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.


This post was edited on 3/25/12 at 6:03 pm
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