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How Should I Own My Gumpette Neighbor
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:49 pm
I'm thinking about going by her house late in the night on November 4, and putting up an LSU yard banner. That would be cheap, fast and easy. Anyone else have some ideas?
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Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:50 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Leave em alone. He may sneak over to your house after we win and poison your trees.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:51 pm to RhodeIslandRed
What's wrong with a classic launch of a piss balloon as she's walking out to her car in the morning?
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:51 pm to tigerbill002
rent a sod cutter cut lsu in her yard
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:52 pm to RhodeIslandRed
put a registered sex offender ad in the paper for her.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:52 pm to tigerbill002
Before the BSCNCG game last year I flew a Texas flag from my porch. An Aggie neighbor snuck over one night, stole it and replaced it with an aTm flag.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:52 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Crap on her doorstep and put a houndstooth hat over it, then light the houndstooth hat on fire, ring the doorbell and run.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:52 pm to RhodeIslandRed
I'm assuming that your neighbor is a female. If this is true,
PIIHB.
That'll show her
PIIHB.
That'll show her
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:52 pm to RhodeIslandRed
quote:
Gumpette
pics?
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:53 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Put an LSU bumper sticker on her vehicle. I bet it goes un noticed by her for weeks if not months
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:54 pm to SoFresh
quote:
PIIHB
Can't do that. Her hub is a good guy and we are friends.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 9:54 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Take a dump on her front porch.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:15 pm to RhodeIslandRed
quote:
Gumpette
Doggie Style
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:17 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Probably PIIHB, then take a dump on her couch.
This post was edited on 10/23/11 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:20 pm to RhodeIslandRed
weld her eyes shut 
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:23 pm to Jaydeaux
My wife is a Gumpette. She bought a Maroon Expidition and put an Alabama tag on it. It has Bama floormats and all that garbage. I bought a NICE LSU chrome tag and put it on the front bumper with Gorilla Glue and screws. That bitch ain't coming off. She was pissed. I told her no matter where you drive that thing LSU leads you. 
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:29 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Dye her pets hair purple or gold.
If she doesn't have a pet, then just burn her house down.
If she doesn't have a pet, then just burn her house down.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:32 pm to GRTiger
quote:
If she doesn't have a pet, then just burn her house down.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:33 pm to RhodeIslandRed
we did this to a gator in our neighborhood. My wife and sister made a sign that said tiger bait and it's great to be gator hater. We also planted a small lsu flag in their yard and loaded their yard with purple and gold mardi gras beads. None in the trees though.
we did it bout midnight the night before the game. It was all gone by 8 am. They came by the house and chated with us about it. He thought it was great and briefly considered leaving it up. Fun was had by all. I'll try to put up pic later.
we did it bout midnight the night before the game. It was all gone by 8 am. They came by the house and chated with us about it. He thought it was great and briefly considered leaving it up. Fun was had by all. I'll try to put up pic later.
Posted on 10/23/11 at 10:37 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Bang her and "write" Lsu on her face!
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