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The *frick You FIFA 12* Thread
Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:51 pm
In this thread, post times you've said or thought 'frick you FIFA 12'. These can include, but are not limited to, (a) the computer deciding to score on you just because it can, (b) random injuries that make no fricking sense, and (c) bugs, glitches, etc.
Ex.: 117 minute, computer shoots from top of box, shot is blocked almost immediately, ball slows down to a snail's pace (starting from just inside the box), goalie dives, misses, gets up and watches the ball roll in.
FIFA 12
Ex.: 117 minute, computer shoots from top of box, shot is blocked almost immediately, ball slows down to a snail's pace (starting from just inside the box), goalie dives, misses, gets up and watches the ball roll in.
FIFA 12 
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Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:52 pm to TN Bhoy
Pretty sure the Fifa Impressions thread is a giant "frick YOU FIFA" thread.
Seriously, I don't like the game and rarely get on.
Seriously, I don't like the game and rarely get on.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 12:07 am to LSUSOBEAST1
Whenever someone scores off of stealing my goal kicks... 
I don't do it unless someone else does it.
I don't do it unless someone else does it.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 1:15 am to bluebarracuda
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Whenever someone scores off of stealing my goal kicks...
Thats your fault. You never see a real soccer goalie consistently pass off goal kicks.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 1:16 am to bluebarracuda
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Whenever someone scores off of stealing my goal kicks...
Yea, that's dumb.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:35 am to LSUSOBEAST1
We see some of the most ridiculous shite during our Pro Club matches. It's not near as bad as 11. There is still a lot of bullshite. For instance, yesterday our D tackled the ball away 4 times, each time hitting a teammate in stride. They get to the box, guy goes into a pile, ball bounces in pile for a few seconds, comes out to a guy clearly offside, he scuffs it (see at a snails pace) and our keeper dives and blocks it, only right to another guy who hits the post, right back to him and heads it in. Guess what minute this happened in? Yep 45+.
ETA: One thing I REALLY hate in pro clubs is 70% of the clubs have stupid fricking weed references in their name. I don't give a shite if you smoke weed but naming your club DAT STANKY DANKY isn't cool and makes you look like an arse clown when you are down 6-0.
ETA 2: Human goalies are as ridiculous as last year. Last night, I hit a driven shot (only way to beat human, without passing it in the net) and he dove to far left post and blocked it, no big deal, except it went straight to our CAM by the right post, he drives it and the goalie, while on the ground, dives far right post and CATCHES it.
ETA: One thing I REALLY hate in pro clubs is 70% of the clubs have stupid fricking weed references in their name. I don't give a shite if you smoke weed but naming your club DAT STANKY DANKY isn't cool and makes you look like an arse clown when you are down 6-0.
ETA 2: Human goalies are as ridiculous as last year. Last night, I hit a driven shot (only way to beat human, without passing it in the net) and he dove to far left post and blocked it, no big deal, except it went straight to our CAM by the right post, he drives it and the goalie, while on the ground, dives far right post and CATCHES it.
This post was edited on 10/20/11 at 6:45 am
Posted on 10/20/11 at 8:31 am to TN Bhoy
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(a) the computer deciding to score on you just because it can
this is possibly the most annoying thing
the wingers on the edge of the box will juke your defender eventually and send in a perfect cross...auto goal
Posted on 10/20/11 at 8:51 am to TN Bhoy
fifa 2003 was so bad arse
Posted on 10/20/11 at 9:23 am to TN Bhoy
I found some sliders a week or so ago that helped a ton. I'll try and post them when I get home.
I got tired of the dumb injuries though and adjusted my sliders to where injuries are pretty much non-existent.
I got tired of the dumb injuries though and adjusted my sliders to where injuries are pretty much non-existent.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 10:09 am to TN Bhoy
My AI defenders not closing down on guys inside the box and watching them dribble around all day.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 11:26 am to etm512
I enjoy the game...but the number of 90th minute goals I've given up this season is incredibly ridiculous.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 4:19 pm to TN Bhoy
game is fricking sweet. definitely better than '11. grows on ya.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 10:59 pm to TN Bhoy
Worst FIFA thing by far: Neymar does not have fricked up hair.
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:42 am to TN Bhoy
Anyone else find it rather difficult to score on a break away or is it just me? I had a few yesterday and the keeper blocked every shot. I would shoot from just inside the 18 when he started charging.
Posted on 10/25/11 at 9:54 am to etm512
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Anyone else find it rather difficult to score on a break away or is it just me? I had a few yesterday and the keeper blocked every shot. I would shoot from just inside the 18 when he started charging.
I found that the case initially as well. My problem is that I was waiting too long to shoot. I started shooting earlier and have had more success. But even then a good bit of shots were blocked. Have you tried using the button to kind of lob your shots? On Xbox it's the right bumper I believe. That's helped me as well on break-aways.
Posted on 10/25/11 at 9:58 am to GeauxColonels
I need to try that I guess. L1 on PS3 is the "chip shot" or whatever.
Posted on 10/25/11 at 2:38 pm to GeauxColonels
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On Xbox it's the right bumper I believe. That's helped me as well on break-aways.
Xbox is RB B for the finesse shot - also a good option to get it around the keeper.
LB B is the chip shot. I have found this less reliable than RB B.
Posted on 10/25/11 at 9:08 pm to Vicks Kennel Club
Just took the lead 3 mins in and the dude quits and I don't get the win. Gay
Posted on 10/25/11 at 9:15 pm to hendersonshands
Always hated that.
Posted on 10/26/11 at 11:18 pm to Friend of OBUDan
I just played someone in a h2h seasons match. He was wearing dark blue and the referees were wearing black, so it was almost impossible to tell the difference. This happened all the time in FIFA 11 and it pisses me off
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