To The Owners Of Shady's

lolwut

Oh lord.

Jesus.

Really?

:IN:

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Owners

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David is but one man.

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Shady's will be on my S-List forever.

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I'd hope based on the AP/Yahoo/ESPN articles citing Shady's Interviews nailing Lowery, if Shady's would qualify as S-List it would top your T-List, A-List, or B-List.

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Both bar employees said Andrew Lowery, who has been identified by police as one of the victims, was asked to leave the bar around 1:30 a.m. last Friday when he appeared to be harassing a young woman.

Lowery did not challenge Neldare and two other staff members who confronted him, but within minutes of walking into the parking lot, he was in the midst of the fight, the bar employees said.

"What we do know is that Lowery threw the first punch," said Peak, who has interviewed staff about what happened. "That's one thing we do know and we will attest to -- and he had been kicked out of the bar."

The police report said Lowery told investigators he was running to the aid of an unknown man who had been pulled from a pickup truck by men he believed were LSU football players. Lowery told police that he was able to help the man back into his truck and was assaulted soon after by several people -- including Jefferson and LSU linebacker Josh Johns -- who Lowery said punched and kicked him repeatedly.

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The basis of 2nd Degree Battery charges are based on the """"victim"""" being unconscious. Lowery said he was "punched and kicked" "repeatedly."

How do you determine that you were "punched and kicked repeatedly"

IF YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS

while the repeated punching and kicking occurred?

Simple.
You lie!