re: Share a hilarious story that happened to you

We were all down at the camp one time years ago. My cousin had just bought one of those IR nightvision monoculars. We were drinking heavily and shooting the shite. All of a sudden we heard something rustling in the leaves just out of the light from the campfire. Being the inebreiated gang of adventurers we were. We got out the night vision and pistols and went to investigate. What followed was 4 grown men tripping and falling all over the woods looking for some critter. We kept falling because my cousin was adament that keeping the flashlights off allowed him supersonic hearing to help him zero in on the noise. We finally tracked down the noise when the oppossum ran up the tree and stared at us. We looked back with the nightvision and decided we were too drunk to be shooting guns in the dark and returned to the previously unattended fire that had decided to leave the confines of the fire pit and set the yard on fire. After extinguishing what we could with piss and boots wer finally remembered to get the water hose. Thats how we became the local volunteer fire department for Castor Louisiana.