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Jesper Parnevik Quote

Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:29 am
Posted by BBATiger
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Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:29 am
So he and his wife are close to Elin Woods. The week after it all went down, he was quoted that "Next time she should use a Driver rather than a 9 iron.

If he is so close, why would he say this?? If it didn't happen, he wasn't doing his friend any favors. He either:

1) Didn't talk to her, and just reacted to the rumors he read about
2) Talked to her, and sustaniated it with an off the cuff remark.

I just find it funny that Tiger raised the issue of rumors by people who don't know anything, yet those close to them contributed.
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 10:47 am
Posted by bwallcubfan
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
39093 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:32 am to
Wouldn't a 9 iron hurt worse?
Posted by Big Fat
"Fear the Hat" returns 2010
Member since Sep 2009
5404 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:32 am to
he was close to Elin, not Tiger. He hates Tiger for doing a white bitch wrong.
Posted by SwampDonks
Member since Mar 2008
18342 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:33 am to
quote:

he was close to Elin


This, he actually introduced her to him I believe
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:34 am to
quote:

he was close to Elin, not Tiger. He hates Tiger for doing a white bitch wrong.


That's the whole point. Why would he "accuse" Elin of what is domestic violence if it never happened?
Posted by Burlee
Memphis, TN
Member since Aug 2006
7324 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Why would he "accuse" Elin of what is domestic violence if it never happened?


seriously? He wasn't "accusing" her of anything. He was just making an off-the-cuff comment...
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
12584 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:41 am to
quote:

That's the whole point. Why would he "accuse" Elin of what is domestic violence if it never happened?


He was angry so he let it slip. We all know what really happened. Parnevik introduced them. She was his nanny.

And yes a 9-iron or any iron would hurt much worse.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
41054 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Why would he "accuse" Elin of what is domestic violence if it never happened?


dude it was a joke.
Posted by SwampDonks
Member since Mar 2008
18342 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Why would he "accuse" Elin of what is domestic violence if it never happened?


I don't think domestic violence(legally) was crossing his mind. He just wanted her to beat the shite out of Tiger even more for what he did
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216327 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:46 am to
quote:

seriously? He wasn't "accusing" her of anything. He was just making an off-the-cuff comment...



THIS!!
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:48 am to
I edited my original post. I didn't really express what I wanted to. I just think as a friend, he didn't do her any favors.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13594 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:49 am to
quote:

He wasn't "accusing" her of anything. He was just making an off-the-cuff comment...
Really? He was making an "off the cuff" comment suggesting that Elin would have been more prudent in using a driver to break the window of Tiger's car to rescue him? You're right. I'm sure that's what he was alluding to.
Posted by hehateme2285
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2007
5296 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:52 am to
Elin worked as Jesper's nanny. Jesper introduced Elin to Tiger because he thought Tiger was a great guy and stood for all the right things. Tiger banged however many women it ended up being. Jesper felt that he was betrayed and felt terrible for putting Elin in that situation. Took rumors and made his own comment about rumors she hit him.
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:54 am to
I'm not sure about this....but I heard he introduced them.

*head now exploding*
Posted by Burlee
Memphis, TN
Member since Aug 2006
7324 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:58 am to
quote:

He was making an "off the cuff" comment suggesting that Elin would have been more prudent in using a driver to break the window of Tiger's car to rescue him? You're right. I'm sure that's what he was alluding to.


Dude, WTF are you talking about. Here's the quote:

quote:

I'm kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him, and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is.

"I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a three-iron."




Are you trying to say that he gave the issue some good hard consideration and was seriously stating that she would have had more luck break the window with a driver?
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13594 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 11:01 am to
Did you not catch the sarcasm?

Are you suggesting that he WASN'T saying something to the effect of "she didn't hit him w/ a big enough club last time and should do him more harm next time"?
Posted by Burlee
Memphis, TN
Member since Aug 2006
7324 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 11:03 am to
I did not catch the sarcasm....I'm saying that he was joking that she should've hit him with a driver.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216327 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I just think as a friend, he didn't do her any favors.



I agree with this.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13594 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 11:14 am to
quote:

I'm saying that he was joking that she should've hit him with a driver.
Right. He was joking that she should hit him w/ a driver next time. Thereby implying that she hit him w/ a golf club before.

I think that's the point the OP was trying to make, although "accused" probably wasn't the best word choice.
Posted by cajunfriar
New York
Member since Jun 2009
485 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 11:16 am to
How do you know it never happened? Hard to imagine the club and broken wind shield could be expalined any other way. Unless she was doing her CHiPS Ponch and John imitation afte the tree crash.
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