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My review of Jersey Shore, agree with me?
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:08 pm
The Situation- Stole the show and can pull some arse (although the cameras and a pimp arse house doesnt hurt). Some of his lines were classic.
-grenades, grenade launchers
-creatures, they smelt the food
"I know you look up to me like a father figure."-to J Wow. That was awesome.
Pauly D- Situation's sidekick for most of the show. Seemed like the guy on the show that would be easiest to get along with. His dj'ing alone can pull the hoes. The time with the Jewish girl was great.
Vinny- Layed low for awhile but ended up being kind of a bitch and a mama's boy. Only girls that he could get were girls that were brought there by someone else. He is the friend youve had for awhile that would frick a girl that would cause drama between yall because he couldnt get anything else. He pulled a bitch move in the end when he was making fun of Mike about his mom picking out his clothes (wasnt Vinny's mom there a few days befor doing his laundry and shite?)
Ronnie- BITCH. Even though he beat up some guy that was way smaller than him and a guy who had no business even talking shite to him, he is still a BITCH. Everytime he apologized to his bitch GF, I wanted to punch the tv. If Sam was actually cool he could never pull that so he puts up wth the bullshite. He cant dance, although the house thinks he is the best. and he says BRO BRO BRO way too much.
Snooki- Tried so hard to be a whore, but no one wants to frick her. She got really desperate and pathetic towards the end, and it was great.
J Wow- Looks like a grenade/creature when she doesnt have 10lbs of makeup on. Pauly D definitely hit that. She was just kinda "there" during the season. Tried to cockblock Situation at the end, ugh. She is basically a whore, which is good.
Sammi- fricking drama queen. She was crying and angry at Ronnie because she had to sleep alone while he was in jail. That right there just shows you what a piece of shite she is. She gets pissed when Ronnie talks to any other girls in the bar for a minute, but she can go talk to guys. frick HER
Is Karma the only place on the Jersey Shore?
oh yea hey MTV, the music they were always dancing to ISNT HOUSE MUSIC, frick.
They need to keep some of these people for season 2 imo. Situation,Pauly D, Snooki, and maybe J Wow if she is single.
-grenades, grenade launchers
-creatures, they smelt the food
"I know you look up to me like a father figure."-to J Wow. That was awesome.
Pauly D- Situation's sidekick for most of the show. Seemed like the guy on the show that would be easiest to get along with. His dj'ing alone can pull the hoes. The time with the Jewish girl was great.
Vinny- Layed low for awhile but ended up being kind of a bitch and a mama's boy. Only girls that he could get were girls that were brought there by someone else. He is the friend youve had for awhile that would frick a girl that would cause drama between yall because he couldnt get anything else. He pulled a bitch move in the end when he was making fun of Mike about his mom picking out his clothes (wasnt Vinny's mom there a few days befor doing his laundry and shite?)
Ronnie- BITCH. Even though he beat up some guy that was way smaller than him and a guy who had no business even talking shite to him, he is still a BITCH. Everytime he apologized to his bitch GF, I wanted to punch the tv. If Sam was actually cool he could never pull that so he puts up wth the bullshite. He cant dance, although the house thinks he is the best. and he says BRO BRO BRO way too much.
Snooki- Tried so hard to be a whore, but no one wants to frick her. She got really desperate and pathetic towards the end, and it was great.
J Wow- Looks like a grenade/creature when she doesnt have 10lbs of makeup on. Pauly D definitely hit that. She was just kinda "there" during the season. Tried to cockblock Situation at the end, ugh. She is basically a whore, which is good.
Sammi- fricking drama queen. She was crying and angry at Ronnie because she had to sleep alone while he was in jail. That right there just shows you what a piece of shite she is. She gets pissed when Ronnie talks to any other girls in the bar for a minute, but she can go talk to guys. frick HER
Is Karma the only place on the Jersey Shore?
oh yea hey MTV, the music they were always dancing to ISNT HOUSE MUSIC, frick.
They need to keep some of these people for season 2 imo. Situation,Pauly D, Snooki, and maybe J Wow if she is single.
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Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:13 pm to Deactived
Don't forget on Snooki's profile: Was the token chick who is/was battling a eating disorder. Very important for all reality shows.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:17 pm to indytiger
Sammi was the worst person on that show. I couldn't stand her. She brought no entertainment value. The show would have been much better if her and Ronnie didn't start dating.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:19 pm to cag1984
Ronnie's favorite phrase:
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:22 pm to Rohan2Reed
The Situation was funny, but he was an absolute douchebag. Paulie D was the best one on the show. Snookie was by far the funniest one, even if unintentional. Vinny grew on me at the end; you have to give him props for hooking up with the Situation's sister and then calling him out on it.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:41 pm to Antonio Moss
They all suck and should be hit with a shovel.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:46 pm to Deactived
I think they will all be back no matter what....
But IMO
Situation, Pauly, Vinny, Jwoww, Snooks should come back with 2-3 new people...
Hell, I wouldnt even mind Ronnie coming back as long as Sammie wasnt there.
But IMO
Situation, Pauly, Vinny, Jwoww, Snooks should come back with 2-3 new people...
Hell, I wouldnt even mind Ronnie coming back as long as Sammie wasnt there.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:48 pm to Lsut81
Ronnie had his moments.
"one n done son!"
"one n done son!"
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:51 pm to Antonio Moss
quote:
The Situation was funny, but he was an absolute douchebag.
arent they all?
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:51 pm to winner
I thought the best quote of the whole season was,
"I'm a bartender, I do great things."
"I'm a bartender, I do great things."
Posted on 1/22/10 at 3:55 pm to lsu223
quote:
"I'm a bartender, I do great things."
I fricking hated Angelina... If she wouldnt have gotten kicked off, I dont know if I would have continued watching.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 4:09 pm to Deactived
The Situation was straight up douche. He had his cool moments, but showed his true narcissistic self as the show went on. 85% of the girls he hooked up with were grenades.
I liked Pauly. That was the only one of them that I would actually chill with IRL, yet he had the most stereotypical Guido appearance on the show.
Ronnie is just meh. Im apathetic about him. He was alright, not as douche as mike, but not as cool as Pauly. Whoopdie-frickin-do, he can knock out a guy 1/3 of his size, he was still Sammy's bitch the whole god damn time. He also looked like he missed a few days at the tannin salon on the reunion...
Vinny was just there. Not too interesting. He didnt really remind me of a Guido at all, just a Jersey dude who lives at home with his mommy who does everything for him. He was a bottomfeeder and ate the crumbs that Pauly and even Mike left him. I did like how he was with Mikes sis, but that was his only highlight. Well, besides pinkeye.
J-Woww... Lets just say I really enjoyed her shirts when they went out. Her tits were BAM!!. Those were just amazing. She didnt look too bad at all with makeup, but without it I also couldnt really look at her without cringing. She was pretty boring when she was sober and didnt provide near the amount of drama MTV looks for.
Snookie. Oh god, where do I begin. She is pathetic. She gives me the image of a fat, short, oompa-loompa who got a little too tan at the beach and fricked a pug and she was the result. Her desperation is fricking pathetic, yet hilarious at the same time. How a girl would want a straight assdouche, juice-head, blowout-styled, ed hardy T-shirt wearing Guido as a husband, I have no idea.
Sammy = bitch. End of story.
I think the other bitch staying wouldve been VERY interesting because she hated Mike.
If they do this again, Id want 4 of the nastiest, most stereotypical Guido lookin dudes they can find. Ones that look like Pauly but act like Mike, except wear the lipgloss. That would make for good TV IMO. Imagine the fights they would have with each other... "Which one of you fricks stole my lip-gloss?!?!?" Could be epic. As for the chicks, Id want the sluttiest, single (no BF drama as that is gay, unless he comes and kicks all the guys' in the house arse) chicks they can find. Like Snookie, but actually able to be looked at without wanting to puke. Get them a more "loser" job and this time, actually show them working for more than 5 minutes for the entire season.
I liked Pauly. That was the only one of them that I would actually chill with IRL, yet he had the most stereotypical Guido appearance on the show.
Ronnie is just meh. Im apathetic about him. He was alright, not as douche as mike, but not as cool as Pauly. Whoopdie-frickin-do, he can knock out a guy 1/3 of his size, he was still Sammy's bitch the whole god damn time. He also looked like he missed a few days at the tannin salon on the reunion...
Vinny was just there. Not too interesting. He didnt really remind me of a Guido at all, just a Jersey dude who lives at home with his mommy who does everything for him. He was a bottomfeeder and ate the crumbs that Pauly and even Mike left him. I did like how he was with Mikes sis, but that was his only highlight. Well, besides pinkeye.
J-Woww... Lets just say I really enjoyed her shirts when they went out. Her tits were BAM!!. Those were just amazing. She didnt look too bad at all with makeup, but without it I also couldnt really look at her without cringing. She was pretty boring when she was sober and didnt provide near the amount of drama MTV looks for.
Snookie. Oh god, where do I begin. She is pathetic. She gives me the image of a fat, short, oompa-loompa who got a little too tan at the beach and fricked a pug and she was the result. Her desperation is fricking pathetic, yet hilarious at the same time. How a girl would want a straight assdouche, juice-head, blowout-styled, ed hardy T-shirt wearing Guido as a husband, I have no idea.
Sammy = bitch. End of story.
I think the other bitch staying wouldve been VERY interesting because she hated Mike.
If they do this again, Id want 4 of the nastiest, most stereotypical Guido lookin dudes they can find. Ones that look like Pauly but act like Mike, except wear the lipgloss. That would make for good TV IMO. Imagine the fights they would have with each other... "Which one of you fricks stole my lip-gloss?!?!?" Could be epic. As for the chicks, Id want the sluttiest, single (no BF drama as that is gay, unless he comes and kicks all the guys' in the house arse) chicks they can find. Like Snookie, but actually able to be looked at without wanting to puke. Get them a more "loser" job and this time, actually show them working for more than 5 minutes for the entire season.
This post was edited on 1/22/10 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 1/22/10 at 4:09 pm to lsu223
quote:
I thought the best quote of the whole season was,
"I was telling them to leave and the fat girl charged at me like a Hippo. Then I get hit in the face . . . again." - Snookie
Posted on 1/22/10 at 4:10 pm to Lsut81
quote:
I fricking hated Angelina... If she wouldnt have gotten kicked off, I dont know if I would have continued watching.
yeah she was a bitch but she looked fine as frick on the reunion show
Posted on 1/22/10 at 4:21 pm to cfish140
quote:
but she looked fine as frick on the reunion show
the frick?
Posted on 1/22/10 at 5:00 pm to Deactived
I liked everyone except Sammy.
Posted on 1/22/10 at 5:08 pm to Deactived
quote:
The Situation- Stole the show and can pull some arse (although the cameras and a pimp arse house doesnt hurt). Some of his lines were classic. -grenades, grenade launchers -creatures, they smelt the food "I know you look up to me like a father figure."-to J Wow. That was awesome.
Pauly D- Situation's sidekick for most of the show. Seemed like the guy on the show that would be easiest to get along with. His dj'ing alone can pull the hoes. The time with the Jewish girl was great.
Vinny- Layed low for awhile but ended up being kind of a bitch and a mama's boy. Only girls that he could get were girls that were brought there by someone else. He is the friend youve had for awhile that would frick a girl that would cause drama between yall because he couldnt get anything else. He pulled a bitch move in the end when he was making fun of Mike about his mom picking out his clothes (wasnt Vinny's mom there a few days befor doing his laundry and shite?)
Ronnie- BITCH. Even though he beat up some guy that was way smaller than him and a guy who had no business even talking shite to him, he is still a BITCH. Everytime he apologized to his bitch GF, I wanted to punch the tv. If Sam was actually cool he could never pull that so he puts up wth the bullshite. He cant dance, although the house thinks he is the best. and he says BRO BRO BRO way too much.
Snooki- Tried so hard to be a whore, but no one wants to frick her. She got really desperate and pathetic towards the end, and it was great.
J Wow- Looks like a grenade/creature when she doesnt have 10lbs of makeup on. Pauly D definitely hit that. She was just kinda "there" during the season. Tried to cockblock Situation at the end, ugh. She is basically a whore, which is good.
Sammi- fricking drama queen. She was crying and angry at Ronnie because she had to sleep alone while he was in jail. That right there just shows you what a piece of shite she is. She gets pissed when Ronnie talks to any other girls in the bar for a minute, but she can go talk to guys. frick HER Is Karma the only place on the Jersey Shore? oh yea hey MTV, the music they were always dancing to ISNT HOUSE MUSIC, frick. They need to keep some of these people for season 2 imo. Situation,Pauly D, Snooki, and maybe J Wow if she is single.
:didntreaddancingmidget:
Posted on 1/22/10 at 5:18 pm to Deactived
Pauly > Sitch > Vinny > Snooki > Jwow > Ronnie = Sammy > Angelina
Posted on 1/22/10 at 5:20 pm to LSUDrinka
quote:
Pauly > Sitch > Vinny > Snooki > Jwow > Ronnie = Sammy > Angelina
yea thats about right
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