LSU ranked 2rd in Tailgating by CNBC Poll

Hah, I laugh at this

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1. University of Mississippi: "Simply put, an Ole Miss Saturday in the Grove is tailgating at its finest...the elegant tailgate setups with centerpieces, silverware and a feast as southern as Mississippi."

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I heard it was sandwich platters from Walmart and plastic candelabras. Did I hear wrong or is this considered an "elegant" tailgating setup?

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2nd in Poll to Penn State...

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How is this possible?

- I don't want to wear long-johns and thermal coats in October to tailgate.

- I can't play beer pong if the beer freezes before the cups are made

- I like my tailgate food have some flavor to it

- I don't like my women with kankles

- I don't want to have to run a generator for a space heater. How am I going to cook jambalaya?

- I don't like my women pale.

- I don't want to worry about passing out somewhere in the cold and dying of frostbite.

- I don't like my women in heavy jackets and thermal wear. How can I tell if they're fat or not?

I have been to many of what PSU calls tailgates. I can say unequivocally that LSU and the SEC in general knows what's up. The people at PSU are just pretending. It is NO WHERE NEAR as much fun, as much awesome food, hot chicks and just plain awesomeness.

well they are #1 on espn

a cheap crowded uncomfortable outdoor wedding reception

that is tailgating in the grove