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If you had to marry one TV wife

Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:28 am
Posted by Acreboy
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:28 am
Who would it be?

A.) Jill



B.) Debra



C.) Lois

Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39748 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:29 am to
Might as well kill yourself.

At least Lois seemed to give it up often. You pic isn't working. Do you mean Malcolm Lois or Family Guy Lois? Family Guy Lois would win easily.

Malcolm Lois would probably also win because as crazy as she was, the dad never really seemed to mind so much. I think she was magic in the bedroom for him to take that nut in silence.
This post was edited on 3/27/09 at 12:32 am
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84947 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:42 am to
Debrah really wasn't that bad.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31997 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:50 am to
Jill was definitely the worst. I figure the host of Detroit's number one home renovation and repair show would have done a better job originally.

Even if he made a mistake the first time, I figured he would have divorced her for Pam Anderson or the other chick once he hit the big time. Even Al had a cooler wife.
Posted by Roughneck
Member since Feb 2005
8236 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:02 am to
Of the three choices given, I'll choose Jill for the simple fact that she would be by far the most satisfying to put her in her place. By the end of day one, every smart-arse remark or little bit of sass in that humongous bitch Tim called a wife will have been been "cleansed" right out of her.
Posted by ac1803
Member since Mar 2008
2844 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:09 am to
B) Debra...

I add betty draper(january jones) from mad men:



I'm in love with her.
Posted by 12inches
Marisa Miller's dreams
Member since Apr 2007
4693 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 7:25 am to
I would take Peggy Bundy over all three.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 8:52 am to
Smanatha from Bewitched...


Posted by GeauxTigahs1
Member since Dec 2007
4660 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 10:43 am to
d. Peggy Bundy



This post was edited on 3/27/09 at 10:44 am
Posted by SouGent
Sherman, TX
Member since Jul 2007
1967 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81265 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:19 pm to
Leave it to Beaver's mom had a nice rack and always cooked and cleaned with no lip
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47153 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 12:36 pm to
Out of those 3, I'd go Jill.

If I could pick my own, Kirsten Cohen.
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Minnesota
Member since Jan 2005
45572 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:13 pm to
This should be a marry/frick/kill thread

frick Debra
Marry Jill
Kill Lois
Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
32608 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:52 pm to
Of the 3, I am thinking Debra or Lois. But frick that, as long as we are picking...

Judy from "Still Standing"

Posted by BomBayTiger
Member since Feb 2009
4121 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:48 pm to
Peg Bundy.

Huge cans, nice arse. Thats all I want when I get older.

This post was edited on 3/27/09 at 2:53 pm
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