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My wife says that she doesn’t like doggy style….

Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:43 pm
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6478 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:43 pm
Because I penetrate too deep and it hurts her. She prefers to be on top. Should I divorce her?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
22973 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:44 pm to
Next time you're taking it from your boyfriend, ask him how he manages to do it without it hurting you
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12552 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:44 pm to


Absolutely divorce her. That's the #1 cause of divorces in America actually.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
18374 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:45 pm to
Aim a little higher once and she won't complain about about the pain where you are currently hitting it.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6478 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:45 pm to
Hey man, it pisses me off.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156962 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

My wife says that she doesn’t like doggy style
b/c your massive manhood is so enormously oversized she is physically injured by your mammoth appendage

I have the same problem w/women
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156962 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

That's the #1 cause of divorces in America actually
wrong

it's #2:

1. Incompatibility
2, Husband's dick is too big
3. Money
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12421 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:54 pm to
She’s never complained about it with my tiny pecker.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
18374 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:55 pm to
... Kafka

Same
Posted by Seeker
Member since Jul 2011
2186 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:55 pm to
Seems like this would have been addressed before you married each other.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2268 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:56 pm to
PIIHB instead.
Posted by Whataburger
95.60 Longitude 30.20 Latitude
Member since Jan 2018
896 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:56 pm to
She needs to be in charge. She sees you as weak.

Just hurt her, she'll come around.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16555 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:02 pm to
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My wife says that she doesn’t like doggy style….by Uga AlumBecause I penetrate too deep and it hurts her. She prefers to be on top. Should I divorce her?


Reverse cowgirl is the obvious answer…unless you don’t trust her driving. Let her do the work so you can just enjoy the ride.

But reverse cowgirl is also the # 1 cause of penis injuries because of … women drivers.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25740 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

She prefers to be on top.


You are one step closer to being pegged by her. Either you are in charge, or you are getting your shite pushed in by her at some point.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6478 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:05 pm to
You think having a woman ride your cock is one step away from being pegged? That’s weird man.

She likes being on top because that way she can control how much of my dick goes inside of her.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8899 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

In Atlanta if you beat a woman you go to jail for a long time. Is this not how it is in Louisiana?


Yall beating them too much. Not in the face.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11078 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:08 pm to
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Should I divorce her?


Please let her go find someone who actually knows how to please a woman. You are missing everything about it and you don't even know it
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17919 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:08 pm to
Probably too sore from Jody.
Posted by P0SEIDON
Member since Apr 2014
353 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

In Atlanta if you beat a woman you go to jail for a long time. Is this not how it is in Louisiana?


That’s just an ugly rumor that got started.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25740 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:10 pm to
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she can control


You said it right there. You are her bitch.
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