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Ruben Gallego - The KING of Sideburns?

Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:58 pm
Posted by FLTech
he/won
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:58 pm
Oooops...



This post was edited on 4/14/26 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Da Sheik
Trump Tower
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:00 pm to
That’s him
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143324 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:02 pm to
Claude says it’s more likely him than someone else based on ears.

But couldn’t confirm.

It’s obvious to me. But I hate them so much, It’s difficult to be 100% objective.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:02 pm to
Is this the guy that claims he had no idea about Swallows criminal behavior?
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:03 pm to
Please let it be him.............. Please let it be him..............
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
27848 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:04 pm to
Yes

I am not saying it is him but.......

We have no idea who the girl is.. how old she is, etc - I'm ok with that. Fine, can't prove anything from the leaked video

What I am not ok with is that this guy is strongly denying that he knew this side of Eric Swawell where if that is indeed him, he has a lot of splainin' to do
This post was edited on 4/14/26 at 8:08 pm
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20927 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:04 pm to
For those of you feeling sorry for Eric Swalwell.

Let me introduce to you Eric Swalwell's cuck.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:07 pm to
The guys face is shown in the full video
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by aubie101
Russia
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:11 pm to
Grok says


Key Visible Differences:Facial structure & profile:Man in the bedroom photo (holding the drink): Has a more rounded/ fuller face shape from the side profile, with a slightly softer jawline and cheek contour.
Man in the bakery photo (from behind at the counter): Has a noticeably more angular/defined jawline and leaner facial profile. The back of the head and neck area also appear slimmer.

Hair & hairline:Bedroom man: Shorter sides with a bit more volume on top; the hair appears slightly lighter brown in the warm lighting.
Bakery man: Similar short style, but the hairline and crown shape look subtly different (more receded or different pattern from the back/side view).

Build & posture:Bedroom man: Appears to have a slightly heavier/ broader upper body and arms.
Bakery man: Looks leaner through the shoulders and neck.

Overall impression:
The two men share some generic similarities (short brown hair + beard, roughly similar age range, Caucasian), which is why they might look vaguely alike at first glance. However, when you line up the visible facial proportions, jaw shape, and body build, they do not match. They are clearly two separate individuals.

Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:16 pm to
Link? Where is the pic from? Are there more?
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20927 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Caucasian


Gallego's parents are Mexican and Colombian.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11708 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:21 pm to
Yup it's a random person that just happens to look exactly like him and wears the same ugly black Nikes. That's the most plausible situation.....
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20927 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Yup it's a random person that just happens to look exactly like him and wears the same ugly black Nikes. That's the most plausible situation.....


This is exactly what I was thinking. In addition to rape and buying prostitutes, Swalwell has some sort of fetish for being watched by men who aren't Ruben Gallego, but look just like him.
Posted by Bronco11
Member since Jul 2022
862 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:25 pm to
Short video with a hooker. Apparently, the rumor is the girl filming is underage. Not confirmed.

Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20863 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:29 pm to
As a barber, I believe it’s him. Identical growth pattern on the left side behind the ear. Almost cat scratch marks from the directional flow.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143324 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:40 pm to
Ask Grok to compare the ears.
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5476 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:58 pm to
Not saying it’s him or not, but the pic of Gallego sitting on the bench with black Nikes is edited with shoes added.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
20485 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Ask Grok to compare the ears.


Compare the patchiness of the hair around/above the ears.
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