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DAT 4/6: Astros (Bolton) @ Rockies (Feltner) 7:40 CT
Posted on 4/6/26 at 9:38 am
Posted on 4/6/26 at 9:38 am
We ride with our new Warden of the North
Posted on 4/6/26 at 10:16 am to NIH
Week in review:
- Swept the Red Sox at home
- Dropped 2 vs A's
- Astros lead the MLB in runs scored...and also have allowed the 2nd most
- Yainer Diaz couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. He also can't seem to catch a fly ball, or know when to challenge a pitch. He's all around useless
- Cocksuck is off to a blazing hot start at the plate
- Altuve leads the team with 12 walks. Seems like he's made some tremendous adjustments at the plate and doesn't swing at everything anymore
- LMJ had a great 1st start back vs Sox..average vs A's
- Bryan Abreu can get fricked. Has allowed runs in all 4 appearances this year, yet Espada still keeps going to him in high leverage situations
- Jury is still out on Mike Burrows
- Hunter Brown might be dead with a shoulder injury
- Chandler if you're reading this, you're still a bitch and your media credential is useless
Injury updates:
- Brown: 15-day IL; imaging done on Friday and was sent back to Houston for more tests
- Hader: throwing bullpens. Won't face live batters until mid-April
- Dezenzo: 10-day IL; no update
- Walter: 60-day IL; shut down
- Spaghetti: throwing with Space Cowboys
- Sousa: 15-day IL; no update
- De Los Santos: 15-day IL; no update
- Wesneski: 60-day IL; no update
Looking ahead:
3 @ Colorado
Off Thursday
4 @ Seattle
- Swept the Red Sox at home
- Dropped 2 vs A's
- Astros lead the MLB in runs scored...and also have allowed the 2nd most
- Yainer Diaz couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. He also can't seem to catch a fly ball, or know when to challenge a pitch. He's all around useless
- Cocksuck is off to a blazing hot start at the plate
- Altuve leads the team with 12 walks. Seems like he's made some tremendous adjustments at the plate and doesn't swing at everything anymore
- LMJ had a great 1st start back vs Sox..average vs A's
- Bryan Abreu can get fricked. Has allowed runs in all 4 appearances this year, yet Espada still keeps going to him in high leverage situations
- Jury is still out on Mike Burrows
- Hunter Brown might be dead with a shoulder injury
- Chandler if you're reading this, you're still a bitch and your media credential is useless
Injury updates:
- Brown: 15-day IL; imaging done on Friday and was sent back to Houston for more tests
- Hader: throwing bullpens. Won't face live batters until mid-April
- Dezenzo: 10-day IL; no update
- Walter: 60-day IL; shut down
- Spaghetti: throwing with Space Cowboys
- Sousa: 15-day IL; no update
- De Los Santos: 15-day IL; no update
- Wesneski: 60-day IL; no update
Looking ahead:
3 @ Colorado
Off Thursday
4 @ Seattle
Posted on 4/6/26 at 10:36 am to DalenSA
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Yainer Diaz
quote:
Bryan Abreu
quote:
Chandler
quote:
Cocksuck is off to a blazing hot start
quote:
Altuve leads the team with 12 walks. Seems like he's made some tremendous adjustments at the plate and doesn't swing at everything anymore
Posted on 4/6/26 at 3:55 pm to Uncle Mike23
Rule5 kid got the axe today. Probably for the best
Posted on 4/6/26 at 4:03 pm to DalenSA
de los Santos back.
Isaac back.
Smell you never again Rodery, and enjoy mashing in AAA ShAAAAy
Isaac back.
Smell you never again Rodery, and enjoy mashing in AAA ShAAAAy
Posted on 4/6/26 at 4:28 pm to DalenSA
Did Ruddery get a single out I’m not sure
Posted on 4/6/26 at 5:47 pm to NIH
Peña 6
Alvarez DH
Altuve 4
Correa 5
Walker 3
Smith 9
Loperfido 7
Diaz 2
Meyers 8
ETA: Wait, where the heck is Esock?
Alvarez DH
Altuve 4
Correa 5
Walker 3
Smith 9
Loperfido 7
Diaz 2
Meyers 8
ETA: Wait, where the heck is Esock?
This post was edited on 4/6/26 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 4/6/26 at 6:48 pm to Uncle Mike23
quote:
Wait, where the heck is Esock?
Untenable
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:47 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
Tuve seeing the ball so well
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:47 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
So, Altuve has enough of a grasp of the zone to make that challenge and win by less than an inch, but, in previous years, has never seen a pitch he wouldn’t swing out of his shoes at. Wild times.
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:48 pm to Uncle Mike23
Nice two out rally. That Carlito Oppo double had a nice crack to it.
Cocksuck is absolutely unconscious.
Cocksuck is absolutely unconscious.
This post was edited on 4/6/26 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:50 pm to Uncle Mike23
Hell yea Carlito and Walk. Opposite field RBI knocks we love to see it
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:54 pm to bnb9433
Bolton got smoked on that comebacker.
Trainers out.
Trainers out.
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:55 pm to DalenSA
Our fill-in starter Bolton drilled in the back by the first batter. Suboptimal.
Posted on 4/6/26 at 7:57 pm to NIH
Cocksuck out there fielding the hell out of his position. Love this guy.
Posted on 4/6/26 at 8:03 pm to Jwho77
4 pitch inning.
Lashings for Loperfido, Yainer and Jake. We don't do that shite here anymore.
Lashings for Loperfido, Yainer and Jake. We don't do that shite here anymore.
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