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The “Pearanda rights”
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:29 am
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:29 am
By law we must read these unalienable rights to our opponents before kicking their butts.
1. You have the right to remain silent while we are destroying your interior defense
2. Any defensive scheme you try to use against us can and will be used against YOU and result in the death of your guards
3. If at any point during the arse whipping you are receiving from LSU you wish to contact your mommy and cry, you will be afforded one phone call
4. You have the right to quit and go home because you are physically inferior and schematically and tactically overmatched.
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Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:44 am to S
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:46 am to S
wtf is going on here?
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:49 am to GMoney2600
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:51 am to S
quote:
By law we must read these unalienable rights to our opponents before kicking their butts.
1. You have the right to remain silent while we are destroying your interior defense
2. Any defensive scheme you try to use against us can and will be used against YOU and result in the death of your guards
3. If at any point during the arse whipping you are receiving from LSU you wish to contact your mommy and cry, you will be afforded one phone call
4. You have the right to quit and go home because you are physically inferior and schematically and tactically overmatched.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:58 am to S
This post makes me feel like I’m on acid man
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:01 am to S
quote:
By law we must read these unalienable rights to our opponents before kicking their butts. 1. You have the right to remain silent while we are destroying your interior defense 2. Any defensive scheme you try to use against us can and will be used against YOU and result in the death of your guards 3. If at any point during the arse whipping you are receiving from LSU you wish to contact your mommy and cry, you will be afforded one phone call 4. You have the right to quit and go home because you are physically inferior and schematically and tactically overmatched
This is really gay. Right up there with freemantors poems about wade. Just stop for the love of God.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:05 am to DonJuanDaMiles
I highly doubt you have the gumption to say that to my face.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:06 am to S
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Member since Jan 2007
171444 posts
19 years ...and 171k posts.....and this is the mindless crap you come up with?
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:06 am to S
This probably sounded better in your head than it did when you typed it out
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:10 am to S
quote:
The “Pearanda rights”
I'm fricking pumped that Will Wade is back. I'm also terrified that some of you want this to be a cult and have just a bit too much man-love for him. Dial it back a little.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:10 am to S
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:10 am to S
Yeah no.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:11 am to S
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:12 am to S
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I highly doubt you have the gumption to say that to my face.
Let’s find out.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:22 am to DonJuanDaMiles
Like you’d get past my bodyguards. Off you geaux.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:24 am to S
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Like you’d get past my bodyguards. Off you geaux
Say it to my face but you won’t get past my bodyguards. Way to double down on the gay.
Which one of your bodyguards is supposed to save you from yourself? Fire that guy because he’s failing miserably.
This post was edited on 4/2/26 at 9:26 am
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:31 am to S
Hell yea baw, let's ride!
frick the haters.
frick the haters.
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:35 am to S
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