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Any older guys know or have an older friend that is a virgin?
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:54 pm
Or maybe suspect them of being a virgin, but the conversation is never fully fleshed out with said person.
I have a friend in his 50s that loves women, but for some reason…I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life. He jokes about beating his meat etc….
He’s straight but super shy
I just have this feeling that his awkwardness has kept women at bay all of his life.
I have a friend in his 50s that loves women, but for some reason…I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life. He jokes about beating his meat etc….
He’s straight but super shy
I just have this feeling that his awkwardness has kept women at bay all of his life.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:57 pm to dexy82
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I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life.
He's probably a multi-millionaire. If I could get back all the money I've spent chasing azz over the years.........
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:58 pm to dexy82
What’s he look like? Like scale of 1-10? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:58 pm to dexy82
The % of male virgins has consistently risen the past 15 years or so. Statistically, we probably all know a male virgin over the age of 30, we just don't know it.
Your friend in his 50s is just ahead of his time and the beginning of the curve.
Your friend in his 50s is just ahead of his time and the beginning of the curve.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:59 pm to dexy82
All my friends are loser virgins. I tell them so all the time.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:04 pm to dexy82
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have a friend in his 50s that loves women, but for some reason…I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life. He jokes about beating his meat etc…. He’s straight but super shy
People love to overcompensate in conversation
I know a guy who is bisexual (most people don’t know, and he doesn’t know I know) and he is always talking about how hot this woman and that woman is
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:04 pm to SallysHuman
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what a strange topic.
since I am around my friends age, I think, how do I get to this point of not penetrating a women at some point and time with over 50 years on planet Earrh.
I was a goat like Betty, so it puzzles me.
Younger guys today have social media/video games/incel tendencies etc…
But a guy born in the 70s?
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:06 pm to dexy82
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But a guy born in the 70s?
Your friend lives a double life... he's secretly banging and killing transvestite hookers.
It's the only logical answer.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:08 pm to Kenna City Solja
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I know a guy who is bisexua
No such thing. You’re attracted to the same sex you’re gay.
Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:12 pm to Kenna City Solja
quote:first hand evidence?
know a guy who is bisexual
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:12 pm to HarryHoudini
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No such thing. You’re attracted to the same sex you’re gay. Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.
I say bisexual because he is still married to a woman
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:13 pm to HarryHoudini
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Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.
Heh, this guys not gay..,
But has zero self confidence and is overly self deprecating. He’s a good guy, that’s why it’s so frustrating.
Lead a horse to water etc..
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:14 pm to HarryHoudini
Does being married and no longer having sex count
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:21 pm to dexy82
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Lead a horse to water etc..
Be a pal and buy him a hooker
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:23 pm to cgrand
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first hand evidence?
Technically, yes
I’ll see if I can summarize this
I used to work with him (A) and heard a rumor from a coworker once
Later on, I ran into a “friend” of his at a different job site that is openly gay (B)
B tells me how excited he is the A is coming into town and they have plans to go to dinner later
At the end of the day, I am talking to B, and myself and B run into A as I am in the parking lot leaving for the day
A is very flustered
As I leave, he shakes B’s hand and says “Well it was good seeing you again sir, until next time”
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:28 pm to dexy82
A relative of one of my best friends is quite possibly the most socially awkward guy I know.
He is mid-30’s. He lives at home. No drivers license. He is a freelance writer. He will live off inheritance when closest family passes away.
Any discussion of male conquests around him is awkward. He was going to ask a girl out once, but proceeded to throw up before approaching her. I know this, because I was there. Guarantee you he hasn’t felt a tit other than his own.
One of my friend’s siblings has a theory that during his many trips to Vegas, with his mother of course, he will have sex with hookers.
He is mid-30’s. He lives at home. No drivers license. He is a freelance writer. He will live off inheritance when closest family passes away.
Any discussion of male conquests around him is awkward. He was going to ask a girl out once, but proceeded to throw up before approaching her. I know this, because I was there. Guarantee you he hasn’t felt a tit other than his own.
One of my friend’s siblings has a theory that during his many trips to Vegas, with his mother of course, he will have sex with hookers.
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