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Any older guys know or have an older friend that is a virgin?

Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:54 pm
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2121 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:54 pm
Or maybe suspect them of being a virgin, but the conversation is never fully fleshed out with said person.

I have a friend in his 50s that loves women, but for some reason…I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life. He jokes about beating his meat etc….
He’s straight but super shy

I just have this feeling that his awkwardness has kept women at bay all of his life.

Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:55 pm to
You should ask him out.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20135 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life.


He's probably a multi-millionaire. If I could get back all the money I've spent chasing azz over the years.........
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2466 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:58 pm to
What’s he look like? Like scale of 1-10? Asking for a friend.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6181 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:58 pm to
The % of male virgins has consistently risen the past 15 years or so. Statistically, we probably all know a male virgin over the age of 30, we just don't know it.

Your friend in his 50s is just ahead of his time and the beginning of the curve.
Posted by SallysHuman
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19709 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:58 pm to
what a strange topic.

Bye!
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12083 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:59 pm to
All my friends are loser virgins. I tell them so all the time.
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:01 pm to
Nosy MF
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
755 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1154 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

have a friend in his 50s that loves women, but for some reason…I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life. He jokes about beating his meat etc…. He’s straight but super shy

People love to overcompensate in conversation

I know a guy who is bisexual (most people don’t know, and he doesn’t know I know) and he is always talking about how hot this woman and that woman is
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2121 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

what a strange topic.


since I am around my friends age, I think, how do I get to this point of not penetrating a women at some point and time with over 50 years on planet Earrh.

I was a goat like Betty, so it puzzles me.

Younger guys today have social media/video games/incel tendencies etc…
But a guy born in the 70s?



Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
19709 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

But a guy born in the 70s?


Your friend lives a double life... he's secretly banging and killing transvestite hookers.

It's the only logical answer.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
755 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

I know a guy who is bisexua


No such thing. You’re attracted to the same sex you’re gay.

Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48173 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

know a guy who is bisexual
first hand evidence?
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1154 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

No such thing. You’re attracted to the same sex you’re gay. Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.

I say bisexual because he is still married to a woman
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2121 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.


Heh, this guys not gay..,
But has zero self confidence and is overly self deprecating. He’s a good guy, that’s why it’s so frustrating.

Lead a horse to water etc..
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55375 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:14 pm to
Does being married and no longer having sex count
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
19709 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Lead a horse to water etc..


Be a pal and buy him a hooker
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1154 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

first hand evidence?

Technically, yes



I’ll see if I can summarize this

I used to work with him (A) and heard a rumor from a coworker once

Later on, I ran into a “friend” of his at a different job site that is openly gay (B)

B tells me how excited he is the A is coming into town and they have plans to go to dinner later

At the end of the day, I am talking to B, and myself and B run into A as I am in the parking lot leaving for the day

A is very flustered

As I leave, he shakes B’s hand and says “Well it was good seeing you again sir, until next time”
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
29835 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:28 pm to
A relative of one of my best friends is quite possibly the most socially awkward guy I know.

He is mid-30’s. He lives at home. No drivers license. He is a freelance writer. He will live off inheritance when closest family passes away.

Any discussion of male conquests around him is awkward. He was going to ask a girl out once, but proceeded to throw up before approaching her. I know this, because I was there. Guarantee you he hasn’t felt a tit other than his own.

One of my friend’s siblings has a theory that during his many trips to Vegas, with his mother of course, he will have sex with hookers.
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