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Anyone else miss when there weren't sex toys on display behind the Walgreens counter?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:19 am
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:19 am
Maybe I'm just getting old and crochety but this just grinds my gears.
Butt plugs, barely obscured phallic fakeries, with not at all subtle names, right there next to the hair trimmers and socks.
I mean I'm not a prude but people have their kids with them in stores like this. It's just as bad in Walmart, next to the adult diapers and tampons.
It used to be you had to go to a respectable seedy porn store, like a normal person, if you wanted a big floppy rubber dick, or nipple clamps or whatever. And now they have them 12 feet from the Cheerios with the prize inside.
It just irks me. Society was better when stuff like this was at LEAST behind a curtain.
Things were better, more pure, when you had to pay a crusty hobo to buy you a dirty magazine and a 6 pack of tall boys, and your maiden aunt had to order her dildos out the back of a male-order catalog.
There's a lot to be said for keeping some things hidden behind the counter.
ETA: it's like dirty jokes. In the right context and company, they are fantastic.
In front of a kindergarten class, they are a felony.
Butt plugs, barely obscured phallic fakeries, with not at all subtle names, right there next to the hair trimmers and socks.
I mean I'm not a prude but people have their kids with them in stores like this. It's just as bad in Walmart, next to the adult diapers and tampons.
It used to be you had to go to a respectable seedy porn store, like a normal person, if you wanted a big floppy rubber dick, or nipple clamps or whatever. And now they have them 12 feet from the Cheerios with the prize inside.
It just irks me. Society was better when stuff like this was at LEAST behind a curtain.
Things were better, more pure, when you had to pay a crusty hobo to buy you a dirty magazine and a 6 pack of tall boys, and your maiden aunt had to order her dildos out the back of a male-order catalog.
There's a lot to be said for keeping some things hidden behind the counter.
ETA: it's like dirty jokes. In the right context and company, they are fantastic.
In front of a kindergarten class, they are a felony.
This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 5:29 am
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:28 am to fr33manator
Ewww...
Imagine having to ASK someone to hand you the "buzzy butt" butt plug.
Condoms are $3 a piece? Damn!!
Yes, I wish that junk were still Spencer's/adult store/catalog only. Imagine explaining that shite to a seven year old. Shame.
Imagine having to ASK someone to hand you the "buzzy butt" butt plug.
Condoms are $3 a piece? Damn!!
Yes, I wish that junk were still Spencer's/adult store/catalog only. Imagine explaining that shite to a seven year old. Shame.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:30 am to fr33manator
Buzzy Butt, Buzzy Butt
Oh, Buzzy, Buzzy, Butt
Buzzy Butt (pop)
Bobum, bum, bum
Oh, Buzzy, Buzzy, Butt
Buzzy Butt (pop)
Bobum, bum, bum
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:32 am to SallysHuman
"I'll need the Buzzy Butt, the Little Sucker, Sperm Check, a quart of lube, this Votive Candle of Saint Patrick, and what that you wanted little Sally? Some sour patch kids and a carton of Marlboro Reds?"
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:37 am to BoomerandSooner
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BoomerandSooner
As soon as I figured out the tune, I was doomed. That's gonna be in my head all daggum day long.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:40 am to SallysHuman
Can you imagine where you'd need to be in life to get your dildo from Dollar General?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:41 am to fr33manator
Meh, I hear you but it’s not like it’s a big black dong. They look mostly tasteful at a glance.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:41 am to fr33manator
quote:
Can you imagine where you'd need to be in life to get your dildo from Dollar General?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:43 am to Havoc
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They look mostly tasteful at a glance.
It's a fricking butt plug named Buzzy Butt (like a fricking Saturday morning cartoon character) over a tube of Astroglide.
That's subtle to you? And I've seen worse.
Things with multiple prongs and ticklers next to the Tylenol
This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 5:45 am
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:49 am to fr33manator
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And I've seen worse. Things with multiple prongs and ticklers next to the Tylenol
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:50 am to fr33manator
Running a sweet sale on lube. How much astroglide did you buy?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:51 am to Havoc
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Meh, I hear you but it’s not like it’s a big black dong. They look mostly tasteful at a glance.
Oh yeah, I totally agree, very tasteful how they've made them look like colorful children's toys.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:03 am to fr33manator
Damn, who knew sexual wellness cost so much. Sex toys, astroglide, condoms, remote control vibrators, dick enhancement supplements, butt plugs, and sperm fertility checks, all this should be considered tax free like menstrual products.
Also, where is Badge502 on that Butt Buddy, I can’t tell if there is a flared base or a cord to pull that thing out once you shove it in your prison wallet and need to retrieve it. Lastly, is the Butt Buddy dishwasher safe, must be a pain in the arse to keep clean.
Also, where is Badge502 on that Butt Buddy, I can’t tell if there is a flared base or a cord to pull that thing out once you shove it in your prison wallet and need to retrieve it. Lastly, is the Butt Buddy dishwasher safe, must be a pain in the arse to keep clean.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:14 am to fr33manator
Yeah we could do without that one.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:20 am to SallysHuman
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Condoms are $3 a piece? Damn!!
You won't hear me advocating much for government subsidized anything but one is prophylactics. 10cent condoms should be in every corner store in the ghetto.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:29 am to Turnblad85
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You won't hear me advocating much for government subsidized anything but one is prophylactics. 10cent condoms should be in every corner store in the ghetto.
Agreed. It's shameful how much they are. I know "clinics" have free ones, but yeah, there needs to be a very cheap option in every area.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:32 am to SallysHuman
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Condoms are $3 a piece? Damn!!
Might as well just raise kids. Cheaper.
But just think if you paid half a million for prophylactics over the years but then you slip up….just once.
This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 6:33 am
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:32 am to fr33manator
I’ve never had a need to go into a Walgreens or CVS so don’t really care.
This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 6:33 am
Posted on 3/19/26 at 7:02 am to fr33manator
Keeping the sex toys with the lube and contraceptives seems like common sense to me. We get ours online
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