I feel bad for Taylor Swift

At least her arse is wipeable.

Damn is she smuggling two pancakes in them shorts?

I sure wish I could see her when Marsha Blackburn is announced as the Governor.

She will still keep her TN residence though because she wants to be on the right side of no state income tax.

Isn’t she worth like a billion dollars?
Who gives a frick?

I’d like to check her oil

Still better looking than anything you clowns have

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Still better looking than anything you clowns have

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You can't seriously think that's sexy or desirable.



She has no semblance of a classically attractive female figure, which leaves her with nothing to make it worthwhile to put up with her.

Let's go down the list of things that suck about her:

She has no personality. Just boring and annoying
She's one of the biggest hypocrites there is
She steals other artists' music and lyrics
All her albums were written by a team
The only album not written by that team was her newest, which she wrote all by herself and is the most panned (the only song people seem to remember is about her boyfriend's dick)




What does she have? Money. She has money.



So does Britney Spears. Along with a figure. And she's definitely more interesting than Swift.