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Liberals vs. Conservatives

Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Lutcher Lad
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:13 pm
CONSERVATIVES VS. LIBERALS

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

A conservative knows that God created 2 sexes, boys and girls and there's no changing that.
A liberal thinks that a person can change their sex by simply declaring what they want to be.

A conservative thinks that boys should not be able to compete in girls' sports.
A liberal is quite fine with boys competing against girls, as long as the boy declares that he is now a girl.

A conservative is for secure borders and thinks that illegal immigrants who flooded our country should be deported.
A liberal wants open borders where anyone from any country can simply come in and settle wherever they wish and depend on the government and bleeding heart liberals to support them.

If a conservative reads this, he'll post it. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:14 pm to
Good vs Evil.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:16 pm to
Most will just scroll on by, but my true friends will post this on their feed.
Posted by JaysJohnson
Omaha
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:17 pm to
This will do numbers on Facebook Grandpappy
Posted by K2LAW
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:18 pm to
LINK

The format reminds me of that great, classic comparison of football in the north v football in the south. This seems a bit dated now but I still love it
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:19 pm to
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Most will just scroll on by, but my true friends will post this on their feed.


Why TF would I have a feed?
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:21 pm to
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Why TF would I have a feed?


The post was an obvious copy and paste from a Facebook post. I was just making fun.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69775 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:24 pm to
None if this applies when it comes to issues of “sin”. Many conservatives don’t want you to be able to decide for yourself what products you consume, whether you want to drink, dance, gamble, have sex, use contraception, dress a certain way, watch a given program, etc.

There absolutely are a whole heck of a LOT of conservatives who don’t “live and let live” where some freedoms are concerned. In those respects, they are no different from the progressives.
Posted by RollTide4547
Member since Dec 2024
4146 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:28 pm to
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This will do numbers on Facebook Grandpappy
Wipe momma's teat foam off your upper lip before opening your mouth.
Posted by RollTide4547
Member since Dec 2024
4146 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:33 pm to
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Many conservatives don’t want you to be able to decide for yourself what products you consume, whether you want to drink, dance, gamble, have sex, use contraception, dress a certain way, watch a given program, etc.
You can make your decisions, we just want you and others to be responsible for your actions. Do all of those things you want, if things turn out bad for you that's on you. Clean up your own mess. We advised against your actions, you didn't listen, so F off and fix your own problems.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69775 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:39 pm to
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You can make your decisions, we just want you and others to be responsible for your actions. Do all of those things you want, if things turn out bad for you that's on you. Clean up your own mess. We advised against your actions, you didn't listen, so F off and fix your own problems.


I agree with this, but there are a LOT of social conservatives who believe even allowing someone the option is sinful, and thus that government should outlaw it.

I remember once asking why a prominent republican donor refused to endorse a candidate in a local race. That candidate was clearly the most qualified republican running, and was immensely popular (to the point that he was literally Santa Claus in the Christmas parade). That donor’s response was that when said candidate was on a local council, he voted to allow a bar to open in the main drag of town, and he refused to support someone who would invite that sort of inequity and sin into his town.

Yes, “Footloose” Republicans absolutely still exist, and are a blight upon the republican movement.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
60282 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:47 pm to
I think my dad forwarded me this email in 2002.
Posted by RollTide4547
Member since Dec 2024
4146 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 2:56 pm to
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there are a LOT of social conservatives who believe even allowing someone the option is sinful, and thus that government should outlaw it.
True, but that might be because of the previous government actions. Let's take gambling as an example. (I don't gamble, but don't care if you gamble) A state allows gambling and some people can't make good decisions. Now politicians have a new problem that needs to be "solved". The solution the politicians come to is creating a new department/program and spend millions of tax dollars to solve the problem that the politicians created by allowing gambling. To fund their program, the politicians look to taxpayers to pay just a little more .... I have to pay more to "help" others and that sucks.
Posted by PurpleCrush
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Member since May 2014
2061 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:15 pm to
Conservatives just whine about what they don't approve of and want everything to be their way or no way. They make everything all about them.

Conservatives don't just change the channel they want to take over networks,SM,etc and fire TV hosts thru the gov at that.

Liberals dgaf what you do and to each their own,
Until conservatives start forcing their beliefs on others. Liberals believe in guns, God, and freedom too, and All are not like you painted them to be.

Hence, independents that think both sides are too far either way and are the grown ups and actually decide elections.









Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
4330 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:17 pm to
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Conservatives just whine about what they don't approve of and want everything to be their way or no way. They make everything all about them.

Conservatives don't just change the channel they want to take over networks,SM,etc and fire TV hosts thru the gov at that.

Liberals dgaf what you do and to each their own,
Until conservatives start forcing their beliefs on others. Liberals believe in guns, God, and freedom too, and All are not like you painted them to be.

Hence, independents that think both sides are too far either way and are the grown ups and actually decide elections.




Damn, you are really good at satire.
This post was edited on 2/25/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted by PurpleCrush
ATL
Member since May 2014
2061 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:35 pm to
Thats all you got? you are good a deflecting.



Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:45 pm to
How about Moderates?

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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


A moderate thinks that people should be able to own guns, but that there should be reasonable controls on carrying in public.

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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


If a moderate is a vegetarian, you won't know...because he isn't going on and on about how what he is doing is better than what others are doing. He eats his food, and doesn't really pay attention to what other people are eating.

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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..


If a moderate is down and out, he looks at his life to see how he got there, then makes corrections. He doesn't get a group of other people to rally to his cause because it isn't their business. He does his stuff and he lets them do theirs.

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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.


If a moderate doesn't like a talk show host, he doesn't watch them. If he does like a talk show host...he doesn't elevate them to be the 2nd coming of the Messiah. He watches the show, then moves on.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.



If a moderate is a non-believer, he doesn't go around trying to convince other people to believe what he believes. He uses his own reasoning to believe what he believes, and understands that other people may believe differently.

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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a moderate decides he needs health care, he understands that insurance costs money and is provided as a benefit by most employers for full-time workers. He chooses a path to get treatment and understands that there are both genetic and environmental contributors to physical conditions and he tries to determine what he may have done to contribute to the condition...then he stops doing it. He doesn't elevate his hobbies over his well-being, and he doesn't stick his nose into other people's decisions (so long as it doesn't infringe on him).

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A conservative knows that God created 2 sexes, boys and girls and there's no changing that.
A liberal thinks that a person can change their sex by simply declaring what they want to be.


A moderate understands that there are only 2 sexes, and also understands that liberals are attempting to work around that fact by referencing "gender" rather than the science of "sexes". A moderate doesn't care what you want to call yourself, so long as you don't put demands on him to change how he or his family does things. Stay in your own lane and keep your creepy stuff to yourself. He believes that bathrooms should be assigned by scientific sex, rather than "gender"...whatever you were born with, that's where you to to pee and poop.

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A conservative thinks that boys should not be able to compete in girls' sports.
A liberal is quite fine with boys competing against girls, as long as the boy declares that he is now a girl.


A moderate thinks that "gender definition" shouldn't give anyone an advantage over the other competitors. Again...physical traits are based on scientific sexuality, not "gender assignment". The genitals you were born with...that's who you compete against. Then again, if you want to have separate sports for trans athletes...pay for it yourself and do it. Nobody is going to stop you.

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A conservative is for secure borders and thinks that illegal immigrants who flooded our country should be deported.
A liberal wants open borders where anyone from any country can simply come in and settle wherever they wish and depend on the government and bleeding heart liberals to support them.


A moderate understands the balance between necessary immigration and abuse of the system. He understands that there are people who come into this country to exploit our freedoms and these people are dangerous. He also understands that there are people who come here to work, be good stewards of the opportunities they are given, and that the country was built on immigration. There a balance to be struck between allowing people to freely cross into the country with no system of control, and Kennkarte.

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If a conservative reads this, he'll post it. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended



If a moderate reads this, he'll make changes to align with his thoughts on the subjects, rather than taking everything carte blanche. He doesn't thrive in echo chambers, because the echoes sound too much like Meniere's Disease.

Posted by Ambassador
West Monroe, LA
Member since Jan 2004
1400 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:49 pm to
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None if this applies when it comes to issues of “sin”. Many conservatives don’t want you to be able to decide for yourself what products you consume, whether you want to drink, dance, gamble, have sex, use contraception, dress a certain way, watch a given program, etc.

There absolutely are a whole heck of a LOT of conservatives who don’t “live and let live” where some freedoms are concerned. In those respects, they are no different from the progressives.


Stop spreading fertilizer. How many conservatives push to abolish the above? Just because one finds a behavior immoral does not mean they want to keep you from doing it. Thinking someone should not do something does not equal outlawing it. For Pete sakes.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17230 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 3:58 pm to
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Liberals believe in guns, God, and freedom too,




Posted by hawkeye007
Member since Feb 2010
6226 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 4:01 pm to
This board lumps liberals like myself with progressive democrats. They are two different ideologies
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