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Eric Swalwell’s secret erotic poetry is uncovered

Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:03 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:03 pm
Secret erotic poetry of Calif. gov candidate Eric Swalwell revealed: ‘Flurry of limbs and nails’



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California gubernatorial hopeful Eric Swalwell once penned a graphic, sex-charged college poem boasting of lovers “kissing till veins imploded and exploded” — with “blood rolled down our chins,” according to a report.

The Democrat, now running for governor, wrote the eyebrow-raising piece when he was a 19-year-old student enrolled at Campbell University, where he contributed to the literary magazine “The Lyricist” and also penned a column for the student newspaper, according to Daily Mail.

The poem, titled “Hungover From Burgundy,” describes two partners meeting atop a hotel before having “formless and magnificent” sex in a “flurry of limbs and nails,” with the narrator appearing to relish being bitten.

“While I screamed / She bent her lips to mine,” the passage reads, adding the pair kept kissing “till veins imploded and exploded … For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting.”

“And there beauty was, formless and magnificent — a flurry of limbs and nails. She chased and I ran, I chased and she ran,” Swalwell wrote in the poem.

“Atop my hotel she stopped, and I lept for cloth and tan, my anxious arm she bit — my scar is beautiful.”

Swalwell continued: “While I screamed, she bent her lips to mine. Kissing till veins imploded and exploded, till blood rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting.”

“In the morning, I awoke beside beauty’s shadow — her form sloppy and her legs pale. My scar lost, my lips cracked and dry. And we groaned simultaneously.”





Posted by chatterbait
Member since Feb 2026
204 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:05 pm to
Is he describing himself taking a shite? I’m lost???
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38321 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:06 pm to
Liberals love and promote the weirdest fricks.
Posted by Sid E Walker
BackdoorU ©
Member since Nov 2013
25494 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:07 pm to
Fang Fang apparently loved him long time.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41851 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:07 pm to
Fang Fang loved him long time
Posted by Sid E Walker
BackdoorU ©
Member since Nov 2013
25494 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:08 pm to


I was first.
Posted by prouddawg
Member since Sep 2024
8394 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:09 pm to
Fang Fang strap on the dong and love me long
Posted by Sticky37
Member since Jun 2016
595 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:11 pm to
Please tell me swallwell made a post making fun of Vance for admitting he humped a couch when he was a teen.

Please tell me he did.

Hypocrisy
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
121172 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:12 pm to
Tboy, powerman, and Decatur are saying Swalwell is the height of modern masculinity and a real freedom fighter
Posted by chatterbait
Member since Feb 2026
204 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:15 pm to
This guy may be more of an embarrassment than Walz before it’s all said and done.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41851 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

I was first.


I see 5:07 time stamped on my post as well
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
25036 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

sex-charged college poem boasting of lovers “kissing till veins imploded and exploded”


I wonder who the other dude was.
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
26797 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:18 pm to
It's like he should have been an author for Penthouse Forum
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
90097 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:23 pm to
Dammit he’s so fricking cringey
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
2467 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:24 pm to
She?
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
4045 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:28 pm to
vomit
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
45181 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:38 pm to
Bernie, Farstwell, the Throuple chick, …
Posted by Mellow Drama
Making Groceries
Member since Aug 2020
4714 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:47 pm to
If it's poetry he wants it's poetry he'll get:


There once was a dumbass named eric

a commie by each and all metrics

his girlfriend was fang fang

she strapped on a wang wang

and the ulcer she gave him was peptic


Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65650 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:51 pm to
“The spy that loved me” oh please tell me that’s the name
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
28417 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:58 pm to
$1000 says he was a virgin when he wrote that.
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