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Eric Swalwell’s secret erotic poetry is uncovered
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:03 pm
Secret erotic poetry of Calif. gov candidate Eric Swalwell revealed: ‘Flurry of limbs and nails’

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California gubernatorial hopeful Eric Swalwell once penned a graphic, sex-charged college poem boasting of lovers “kissing till veins imploded and exploded” — with “blood rolled down our chins,” according to a report.
The Democrat, now running for governor, wrote the eyebrow-raising piece when he was a 19-year-old student enrolled at Campbell University, where he contributed to the literary magazine “The Lyricist” and also penned a column for the student newspaper, according to Daily Mail.
The poem, titled “Hungover From Burgundy,” describes two partners meeting atop a hotel before having “formless and magnificent” sex in a “flurry of limbs and nails,” with the narrator appearing to relish being bitten.
“While I screamed / She bent her lips to mine,” the passage reads, adding the pair kept kissing “till veins imploded and exploded … For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting.”
“And there beauty was, formless and magnificent — a flurry of limbs and nails. She chased and I ran, I chased and she ran,” Swalwell wrote in the poem.
“Atop my hotel she stopped, and I lept for cloth and tan, my anxious arm she bit — my scar is beautiful.”
Swalwell continued: “While I screamed, she bent her lips to mine. Kissing till veins imploded and exploded, till blood rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting.”
“In the morning, I awoke beside beauty’s shadow — her form sloppy and her legs pale. My scar lost, my lips cracked and dry. And we groaned simultaneously.”
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:05 pm to stout
Is he describing himself taking a shite? I’m lost???
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:06 pm to stout
Liberals love and promote the weirdest fricks.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:07 pm to stout
Fang Fang apparently loved him long time.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:07 pm to TigersSEC2010
Fang Fang loved him long time
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:09 pm to stout
Fang Fang strap on the dong and love me long
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:11 pm to prouddawg
Please tell me swallwell made a post making fun of Vance for admitting he humped a couch when he was a teen.
Please tell me he did.
Hypocrisy
Please tell me he did.
Hypocrisy
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:12 pm to stout
Tboy, powerman, and Decatur are saying Swalwell is the height of modern masculinity and a real freedom fighter
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:15 pm to stout
This guy may be more of an embarrassment than Walz before it’s all said and done.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:16 pm to Sid E Walker
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I was first.
I see 5:07 time stamped on my post as well
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:18 pm to stout
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sex-charged college poem boasting of lovers “kissing till veins imploded and exploded”
I wonder who the other dude was.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:18 pm to stout
It's like he should have been an author for Penthouse Forum
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:23 pm to stout
Dammit he’s so fricking cringey
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:38 pm to stout
Bernie, Farstwell, the Throuple chick, …
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:47 pm to stout
If it's poetry he wants it's poetry he'll get:
There once was a dumbass named eric
a commie by each and all metrics
his girlfriend was fang fang
she strapped on a wang wang
and the ulcer she gave him was peptic

There once was a dumbass named eric
a commie by each and all metrics
his girlfriend was fang fang
she strapped on a wang wang
and the ulcer she gave him was peptic

Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:51 pm to Mellow Drama
“The spy that loved me” oh please tell me that’s the name
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:58 pm to stout
$1000 says he was a virgin when he wrote that.
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