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What would you do if you were a super hero?

Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:52 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:52 pm
If you were Superman what would you with all that power?

Id have to go kick Draculas arse as well as Jason's. Probably take out Michael Myers while I'm at it
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12336 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:53 pm to
2 chicks at the same time
Posted by TheBoogeyman
Covington
Member since Apr 2020
332 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:53 pm to
Your mom
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19631 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:54 pm to
X-ray vision


Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23756 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:54 pm to
You'd have to be a ghost to do that.
Posted by TheBoogeyman
Covington
Member since Apr 2020
332 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:59 pm to
I change my answer: I’d get the ability to time travel and then bang your mom!
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23756 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

change my answer: I’d get the ability to time travel and then bang your mom!


Going to have to do better....my mom had taste. So no luck. Appreciate the effort though
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27490 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:02 pm to
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X-ray vision

and whatever the mind control shite Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff from the Avengers) has...
Posted by Craft
Member since Oct 2019
1121 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:03 pm to
frick bitches, get money
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25212 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:05 pm to
Pick up all the illegals and fly them to Antarctica
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
16158 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:06 pm to
There's a science related YT channel that breaks down individual super powers if a Regular Joe had them, such as the ability to fly, have super speed, be invisible, have impenetrable skin, etc..None of them turn out good for the human body.

Edit: Found it

This post was edited on 1/26/26 at 9:08 pm
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
7820 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:07 pm to
Seduce hold that tiger 10's wife
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:08 pm to
Go to the zoo and flip off the monkeys.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
8876 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:09 pm to
This is easy, use my powers to get rich and leave you fools fending for yourselves
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2127 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:09 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6571 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:22 pm to
Bang Sydney Sweeney
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17511 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:24 pm to
Take out Putin. That would take away a lot of the world’s problems today.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:33 pm to

Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
410 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 9:33 pm to
Eradicate menopause.

And traffic jams.

And douche bags

And make cheese calorie free.
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