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Evidently the FBI doesn't have minimum height standards

Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:30 pm
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:31 pm to
Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
26871 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:33 pm to
Because she’s a Reptilian
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
42594 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?


She might be diabetic
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
5825 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:34 pm to
She looks like a sociopath
Posted by Chazreinhold
Utah
Member since Oct 2020
7333 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?





Happened to Hank too.


Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
17033 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:38 pm to
Way too much "hair", too... where are the standards?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
39274 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:46 pm to
Looks to be about Kash’s size
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
29593 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:47 pm to
Makeup
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
5825 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:48 pm to
So you're saying she put on black face?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
29138 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?

Sometimes black women match their makeup poorly. Needs to go to Bobby Brown.
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1124 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:50 pm to
They needed a translator who could speak jive and the short women was the only one available.
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:55 pm
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?
Reasonable question.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88141 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:54 pm to
Even Barney Fife had to be 5’-8”
Posted by Stonehenge
Wakulla Springs
Member since Dec 2014
2627 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:55 pm to
Patel’s FBI
Posted by Viator106
Downtown Broussard, La.
Member since May 2020
535 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:06 pm to
Bad complexion. Dark makeup trying to hide it
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4258 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?

Cuz that FBI bitch been throwin' shade at her all day long.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
54096 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Why is that woman's face like 4 shades darker than the rest of her body?


Because the Trump administration doctors photos
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74156 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:26 pm to
She might be really good at the range, or have other really technical skills that are needed by the organization. And you need females to do the pat downs and strip searches on other females. FBI agents don't have to all be 6-4 white guys in crew cuts.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
29593 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:35 pm to
... but she's in the field arresting folks?

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