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“As easy as taking candy from a baby”
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:46 pm
Probably originated by someone who never had to take candy from a baby.
There I was today at Costco. And at the checkout lane I was behind a little Asian couple with the most adorable little Asian baby who was bear hugging a giant jar of peanut M&Ms.
We start to check out and that baby is doing damn ninja moves to keep the mother from taking that jar. I heard him scream “nooo.”
Meanwhile the Costco employees are trying to sneak up behind the baby to wring up the jar from behind.
Then the baby tries to DJ Metcalf the mother. Solid right hook.
Finally they trick the baby away from the jar and the parents decide they no longer wish to buy the candy
There I was today at Costco. And at the checkout lane I was behind a little Asian couple with the most adorable little Asian baby who was bear hugging a giant jar of peanut M&Ms.
We start to check out and that baby is doing damn ninja moves to keep the mother from taking that jar. I heard him scream “nooo.”
Meanwhile the Costco employees are trying to sneak up behind the baby to wring up the jar from behind.
Then the baby tries to DJ Metcalf the mother. Solid right hook.
Finally they trick the baby away from the jar and the parents decide they no longer wish to buy the candy
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:56 pm to athenslife101
It’s for 6 months and younger idiot.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:04 pm to OysterPoBoy
I shouldn’t have yelled at you. My wife just left me.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:11 pm to Craft
I would never post this story on Facebook
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:43 pm to athenslife101
The opposite should be
"As hard as taking soda from a fat lady."
"As hard as taking soda from a fat lady."
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