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Melania the movie in theaters Jan 30th 2026
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:28 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:28 am
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Wonder if this will change any TDS patients minds about her & her husband
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:30 am to hawgfaninc
I'll watch it. 
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:33 am to hawgfaninc
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:38 am to hawgfaninc
Hopefully better than Looking for Melania Trump in 2020. That was crap
Full Movie
Full Movie
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 9:42 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:14 am to hawgfaninc
Soundtrack by Kanye West.
Script
Movie opens with "Gold Digger" blaring loudly while Melania writhes and grinds around topless reprising her successful soft core pornograhic career.
Meets Dapper Don and he grabs her by the pussy... it's love at first sight
She then pushes out anchor baby while Don is out porking an actual porn star.
Ending credits roll to "Devil In A New Dress"
THE END
Script
Movie opens with "Gold Digger" blaring loudly while Melania writhes and grinds around topless reprising her successful soft core pornograhic career.
Meets Dapper Don and he grabs her by the pussy... it's love at first sight
She then pushes out anchor baby while Don is out porking an actual porn star.
Ending credits roll to "Devil In A New Dress"
THE END
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 10:33 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:19 am to HeadLightBanDit
No matter what
Beats the hell out of the trailer park tramp using an honorary Doctorate to impress the View.
Beats the hell out of the trailer park tramp using an honorary Doctorate to impress the View.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 11:28 am to hawgfaninc
That actually looks pretty good. I can't wait to see what happens to moose and squirrel.
There aren't good pictures of all the First Ladies throughout history, but I doubt any of them come close to Melania.
There aren't good pictures of all the First Ladies throughout history, but I doubt any of them come close to Melania.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 12:46 pm to HeadLightBanDit
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Meets Dapper Don and he grabs her by the pussy... it's love at first sight ght
That's why we love him.
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