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Four Christmases

Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:19 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19023 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:19 pm
That time of year everyone is binging Christmas movies. I saw the Love Actually thread, and I’m in the I like that movie a lot camp. But every year, Four Christmases gets higher and higher on my list. It’s fricking hilarious.

quote:

Darryl: Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad: You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each others hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?


quote:

Howard: Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.


quote:

Brad: My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!



The church scene, the slutty grandmother, the board game scene, etc. I could go on.

It's now number 2 after Christmas Vacation for me. Watch them both 2-3 times every year near Christmas, just having them on in the background.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8541 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15314 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19023 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:28 pm to




Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11777 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:32 pm to
Best Xmas movie ever made. Its so fricking funy.

"I gotta follow grandma with the mouth and hands stuff?"

"Dad I paid for it to be professionally installed the tech will be here tomorrow."

"You want me to let a sex predator into my house?"
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 12:39 pm
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7268 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:37 pm to
Best Reese Witherspoon ever looked in a movie.

Hell, best Mary Steenburgen ever looked, too.
Posted by Civildawg
Member since May 2012
10224 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:37 pm to
She's nothing but a common street whore.

You and me dry humping on the beach
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
25953 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:38 pm to
Denver
Dallas
Orlando
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35742 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:40 pm to
His family almost stole the whole movie to me. They were hilarious.
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
4916 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 12:56 pm to
This, Christmas Vacation, Christmas with the Cranks, and Elf are always in the rotation. Used to have A Christmas Story in there, but Ive watched it so much since I was a kid I don’t always watch anymore.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3397 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 1:13 pm to
For some reason, Vaughn's face when they get caught at the airport at the beginning of the movies always gets me

Posted by NolaLovingClemsonFan
Member since Jan 2020
2070 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 1:18 pm to
The first half of this movie is legit hysterical and perfect. I remember the back half dragging and being somewhat eh, but the first half is hysterical
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19023 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

The first half of this movie is legit hysterical and perfect. I remember the back half dragging and being somewhat eh, but the first half is hysterical


The last third just gets sappy and ties it all back together. Definitely slower, but it makes it a better "Christmas" movie because of the happy ending.
Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
121 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:54 pm to
Mexican dude.
Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
121 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:55 pm to
Could probably add Kristen Chenoweth to this list also. Shes smoking hot in this.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69690 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Hell, best Mary Steenburgen ever looked, too.



I digress


A mid summers night sex comedy was her best.


Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3694 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Dad I paid for it to be professionally installed the tech will be here tomorrow


How in the hell is that funny?
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 3:14 pm
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14052 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:25 pm to
"If you think I'm gonna allow a sex predator in a uniform to wander around my house and touch my underwear, you... you got another thing coming!"
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14052 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:26 pm to
"or-doo-vrays"

we say this at dinner party or friends hangout
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
56233 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:29 pm to
Every year same as Home Alone. Love Vince Vaughn
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