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Deer breaks into Tennessee Christmas store, gets stuck in chair - VID in article

Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:13 pm
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37778 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:13 pm
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Dec. 9 (UPI) -- A deer broke into a Christmas-themed store in Tennessee and ran loose through the establishment before getting wedged in a chair and escorted outside.

The Jonesborough Police Department said on social media that officers were called to Gabriel's Christmas and More in Jonesborough early Friday morning to usher out the four-legged burglar.

"Once inside, he took a grand tour: sniffed the ornaments, inspected the garland, side-eyed a nutcracker, and galloped around like he was trying to remember where he parked the sleigh," police wrote.

The department joked the deer "needs to lay off the eggnog," as it was "clearly three sips too deep into the Holiday Spirits and making terrible life choices."

LINK - includes video

This post was edited on 12/9/25 at 8:38 pm
Posted by LSUBALLER
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
20535 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:36 pm to
Won’t play for me
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37778 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:38 pm to
Not sure why. Either way I embedded a YouTube video in the original post..
Posted by LSUBALLER
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
20535 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:42 pm to
Thanks!
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2443 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:50 pm to
That's when you know the rut is on!!
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
42227 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 11:06 pm to
I think there is a decent chance that deer got smoked by a car a few minutes later unless there’s woods very nearby.

Wild video
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1370 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 11:10 pm to
Drunk raccoon story was better.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
63729 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 11:30 pm to
Idk how many white tail deer I've shot in my life and we currently have at least a dozen that are basically
Pets coming in our yard every day, they don't even run from us, and I gotta be honest I had no idea they could make that kind of noise
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13142 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 12:27 am to
Most people heard:
“BLAhhh!!!!! BLAhhhhhhhb!!!!”

I heard:
“Don’t tase me bro!”

Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8893 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 6:49 am to
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37915 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 7:27 am to
I've seen something like this before, except it was a step-mom and a dryer.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
23762 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 7:29 am to
Deer is luck it was a white tail and not a black tail. LEO’s attitude would have been totally different.
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