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Deer breaks into Tennessee Christmas store, gets stuck in chair - VID in article
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:13 pm
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Dec. 9 (UPI) -- A deer broke into a Christmas-themed store in Tennessee and ran loose through the establishment before getting wedged in a chair and escorted outside.
The Jonesborough Police Department said on social media that officers were called to Gabriel's Christmas and More in Jonesborough early Friday morning to usher out the four-legged burglar.
"Once inside, he took a grand tour: sniffed the ornaments, inspected the garland, side-eyed a nutcracker, and galloped around like he was trying to remember where he parked the sleigh," police wrote.
The department joked the deer "needs to lay off the eggnog," as it was "clearly three sips too deep into the Holiday Spirits and making terrible life choices."
LINK - includes video
This post was edited on 12/9/25 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:38 pm to LSUBALLER
Not sure why. Either way I embedded a YouTube video in the original post.. 
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:50 pm to LSUTANGERINE
That's when you know the rut is on!!
Posted on 12/9/25 at 11:06 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I think there is a decent chance that deer got smoked by a car a few minutes later unless there’s woods very nearby.
Wild video
Wild video
Posted on 12/9/25 at 11:10 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Drunk raccoon story was better.
Posted on 12/9/25 at 11:30 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Idk how many white tail deer I've shot in my life and we currently have at least a dozen that are basically
Pets coming in our yard every day, they don't even run from us, and I gotta be honest I had no idea they could make that kind of noise
Pets coming in our yard every day, they don't even run from us, and I gotta be honest I had no idea they could make that kind of noise
Posted on 12/10/25 at 12:27 am to LSUTANGERINE
Most people heard:
“BLAhhh!!!!! BLAhhhhhhhb!!!!”
I heard:
“Don’t tase me bro!”
“BLAhhh!!!!! BLAhhhhhhhb!!!!”
I heard:
“Don’t tase me bro!”
Posted on 12/10/25 at 7:27 am to LSUTANGERINE
I've seen something like this before, except it was a step-mom and a dryer.
Posted on 12/10/25 at 7:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
Deer is luck it was a white tail and not a black tail. LEO’s attitude would have been totally different.
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