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Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:23 am
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:23 am
Just as a bit of a lark I sent my resume to ad@psu.edu with a cover letter that more or less said, "I may not have any football experience past sixth grade, but I can at least be counted on to come to work most days," and now I have an interview for their HC position at 2:00pm CST. Wish me luck!
Posted by armytiger33
Vestavia Hills, Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
651 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:24 am to
Ask coach O if you can borrow that binder. You never know! But it is too dang cold up there
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:25 am to
That's a good thought, let me put a call in to the FloraBama and see if he's in his usual seat.
Posted by reynard
Dallas
Member since Sep 2022
241 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:26 am to
Bring a coat. It gets cold up there.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
23239 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:27 am to
Fingers crossed!

Make sure to get a big buyout.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
7651 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:29 am to
quote:

That's a good thought, let me put a call in to the FloraBama and see if he's in his usual seat.


When his current blonde finds out you are likely going to be HC at Penn State, will O get home to find you playing Jenga with his family?
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Make sure to get a big buyout.


My two main demands are going to be:

1. As much guaranteed money as possible. Judging by the current state of college football coach hiring this shouldn't be too big a deal.

2. I am going to wear Alabama gear on the sideline. This one might be a bit of a sticking point but honestly I feel like I have all the leverage in the negotiations.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:31 am to
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When his current blonde finds out you are likely going to be HC at Penn State, will O get home to find you playing Jenga with his family?


How hot a blonde are we talking about?
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
7651 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:34 am to
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How hot a blonde are we talking about?

Maybe like this one?

Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:36 am to
Don't be ridiculous. Coach O could never swing that girl.

I bet the head coach at PSU could, though.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
7651 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:39 am to
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I bet the head coach at PSU could, though.


Excellent. Feel free to use me as a reference.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:40 am to
Done and done. When you get the call please mention my obvious passion for the game as demonstrated by my loudly yelling at the TV when my team is playing.
Posted by swamp74
Member since Oct 2011
283 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:42 am to
I was probably the best defensive coordinator the 11-12 year old football team had ever seen, just an fyi if you have an opening.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:45 am to
Got you on the short list.


ETA: Just to be clear, that list is:

1. Nick Saban
2. I don't know, probably Will Muschamp or somebody
3. swamp74
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 9:46 am
Posted by Badbeetpete
Member since Nov 2025
373 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:45 am to
If they land Campbell it would be one helluva last minute save
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:49 am to
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If they land Campbell it would be one helluva last minute save


He definitely seems like my major competition. But I think I can overcome that. If I'm asked how I feel like my experience compares to other candidates, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean like Matt Campbell? How many losses does he have as a head coach?" And then they'll say, "70," and then I'll sit back in my chair, steeple my fingers, and say, "Wow, 70, huh? Wow. That's 70 more than me."
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16027 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:50 am to
I would like to join your team as Director of Child Molestation Prevention and Player Development.
Posted by Bricks504
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
420 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:53 am to
I coached D-line on my son’s 11-12 year old team. All of the parents thought I was a cool guy. Would go a long way with recruiting….just saying
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10158 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:56 am to
You'll need to apply through swamp74 as he is the current leader in clubhouse to be my DC (Nick Saban won't take my calls for some reason), and I am a master delegator. Ooooh, let me make a note to bring that up in my interview.
Posted by Kato
Sec 102
Member since Nov 2006
3008 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:00 am to
Dibs on team doctor / doping coordinator
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