The top 5 should be as follows:

1. LSU: Some teams won this weekend and some teams lost this weekend. However, only one team shoved not one, but TWO conference rivals in a locker, while burning one of those programs completely to the ground. THE LANE TRAIN is coming! Put the word out there that we back up. Verge the GOAT!

2. The WORLD FAMOUS Ohio State Buckeyes:



3. Indiana: UNDEFEATED SEASON!!! Young GOAT Cignetti has dem HOOSIERS playing at a level never thought possible in Bloomington. Basketball season can wait. The WORLD FAMOUS Ohio State Buckeyes await! LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

4. Texas A&M: Aggy may have suffered a DEVASTATING rivalry loss to the Steers, but Dirty Mike and the Boys are still CFP bound. Rest up, heroes; if it wasn’t for you, Brian Kelly would still be employed type shxt. The chip is still well within reach!

5. Georgia: No cap Kirby and the DAWGS snatched the biggest dub of the weekend, going into a hostile environment in Atlanta with the eyes of the world set on Mercedes-Benz Stadium. But Gunner Stockton proved to everyone that he is indeed HIM! Next stop: Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta to once again EXPOSE the sibling enthusiasts.

Just missing:

Oregon - No cap Mighty Oregon will be a tough out in the CFP, but Georgia edged them.

Texas Tech - 6, 7 best team in the country. Mr. Do Everything Jacob Rodriguez left no crumbs as the Red Raiders ATE at West Virginia.

Texas - The WORLD FAMOUS Ohio State Buckeyes currently have the Steers sitting in the cuck chair watching the CFP from home.

Worth mentioning:

Florida - got shoved into a locker by Daddy LSU, but a class move letting Jon Sumrall finish what he started. Another team could take note; if they did they may still have a program.

RIP in peace:

Ole Miss - “Mr. Steal Yo Girl” Verge Ausberry longdicked you, took your coach, and nuked your program back into poverty. Pete Golding LOLLLLLLL!!! Y’all celebrating keeping the Judge that got ran out of New York is the ultimate little brother move. That’s what you get for acting classless through the whole situation and not letting Lane finish what he started. Y’all ahh again.