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Any one ever been to Colette?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:48 am
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:48 am
If so what was it like?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:51 am to Sunnyvale
Whatever you expect it to be, it isn't
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:55 am to Sunnyvale
Dudes will be 260lbs, have a wife whose arse looks like a Hefty bag full of yogurt covered in ant bites, and say "how could you tell we were in the lifestyle?"
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:06 am to Ingeniero
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Dudes will be 260lbs, have a wife whose arse looks like a Hefty bag full of yogurt covered in ant bites
You've obviously never been.
OP, it's become darker in the past few years. The place smells like skunk weed all the time. They haven't been enforcing the guy to girl ratio either.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:33 am to Shexter
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They haven't been enforcing the guy to girl ratio either.
You definitely have to go on couple's night. I've brought my girlfriends there in the past just to have sex somewhere fun. We keep to ourselves and enjoy the atmosphere but the place needed some updating/upkeep. To answer the OP: it has been a bit since I have been there but it is BYOB, they have the mixers, and the action happens upstairs. They have lockers but I recommend your date just having a clutch with whatever necessities you need like lube, wet wipes, etc. If you're looking for yourself and trying to join a couple avoid the nights where you have a lot of single guys. Find a woman that is interested in playing there to go with you and go to couple's nights. If you cannot do that then pay for an escort to join you and that is very common. Be easy going and approachable, meet some couples, and you'll find someone who is looking for a bull
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:38 am to Sunnyvale
the town? the restaurant? the bar?
WTF are you talking about? Be specific.. and we have specific boards for travel and also food/restaurants which might help you get better answers.
WTF are you talking about? Be specific.. and we have specific boards for travel and also food/restaurants which might help you get better answers.
This post was edited on 11/10/25 at 8:40 am
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:39 am to jmarto1
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You definitely have to go on couple's night. I've brought my girlfriends there in the past just to have sex somewhere fun. We keep to ourselves and enjoy the atmosphere but the place needed some updating/upkeep. To answer the OP: it has been a bit since I have been there but it is BYOB, they have the mixers, and the action happens upstairs. They have lockers but I recommend your date just having a clutch with whatever necessities you need like lube, wet wipes, etc. If you're looking for yourself and trying to join a couple avoid the nights where you have a lot of single guys. Find a woman that is interested in playing there to go with you and go to couple's nights. If you cannot do that then pay for an escort to join you and that is very common. Be easy going and approachable, meet some couples, and you'll find someone who is looking for a bull
To each their own, but my god, nothing about this sounds even remotely enjoyable at all.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:41 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Town? Restaurant? WTF are you talking about? Be specific.. and we have specific boards for travel and also food/restaurants which might help you get better answers.
It’s a swinger club in Nola. You can eat there if you want, but your meal will most likely get up and walk away.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:42 am to CollegeFBRules
If you've never cared to have sex in a public area or have an interest in pulling back the veil of privacy then it isn't going to appeal
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:46 am to Shexter
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it's become darker in the past few years
Can you expand on this? Mate?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:47 am to Sunnyvale
They probably mean more black people there. They are not shy about being loud with their weed usage
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:54 am to Sunnyvale
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it's become darker in the past few years
Can you expand on this? Mate?
If your significant other is looking for some BBC, that's the place.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:58 am to Shexter
Do they bring their spouses?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:03 am to Shexter
Hmmm, I always thought swinging was a predominantly white people thing.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:09 am to UpToPar
Whores with wide set vaginas and heavy flow hang out there, so the culture can’t resist itself. Moth to flame and what not.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:12 am to UpToPar
In recent years, blacks and hispanics have joined the lifestyle.
Go to any sex store in Louisiana, and you'll mostly see overweight black lesbian women in scrubs shopping and buying.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:23 am to Sunnyvale
35 years ago I was with Collette.
Does that count?
Does that count?
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